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Cremator 305 at Sweat Records with Heavy Fucking Metal and Aliens, This Friday

Jason Handelsman used to be on the staff at Miami New Times. Then he was abducted by aliens, aliens who party, and he became The Ghost of Dirty. Now he splits his time between making videos with Rick Ross, Cash Money Birdman and Kevin Rudolf, working on his "Paranormal Art,"...
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Jason Handelsman used to be on the staff at Miami New Times. Then he was abducted by aliens, aliens who party, and he became The Ghost of Dirty. Now he splits his time between making videos with Rick Ross, Cash Money Birdman and Kevin Rudolf, working on his “Paranormal Art,” and doing interviews about it with NBC Miami.

This March 5, that’s 3-05, see Handlesmania take over Sweat Records when Miami heavy-fuckin’-metal bands Thrash Or Die and Devastator shred open a dimensional hole big enough to invite through at least a few aliens and some of that shit they been smoking for Cremator 305. Handelsman’s paranormal drawings will be on display and for sale, and local Metal icon and KISS Army General Kevin Warhaft hosts in a very special performance as Jason Handelsman.

Cremator 305. Friday, March 5. Sweat Records, 5505 NE 2nd Ave., Miami. 786-693-9309; sweatrecordsmiami.com

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