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Blowjobs and Mistletoe: Five Naughty Santa Stories From Miami

Green holiday lights and white snowflakes dangled from the branches of Wood Tavern's patio tree. It was time to Backyard Boogie 'round the Christmas tree.

The weather was a perfect 70 degrees, the sangria was flowing, and the festive lights were gleaming. It was definitely beginning to look and feel a lot like XXXMas, and the little elves at Wood were feeling hella naughty.

Sharing tales of threesomes, blowjobs, and mistletoe, here are five wild Santa stories, as told by the party freaks at Wood.

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Laurie Charles
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