After three days of arty partyin'...
Your legs are jelly. Your ass is sore. Your ears are ringing. Your eyes are dry. And your head feels like Brion Gysin and William S. Burroughs' Dream Machine at a South Beach foam party circa 1995.
Congratulations! That's what the #ABMB pros call the "pleasure zone."
Don't stop. Keep going. And check the cut for today's Basel party guide.
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James Blake. A live performance. Presented by the National YoungArts Foundation and III Points. Friday, December 5. National YoungArts Campus, 2100 Biscayne Blvd., Miami. The show starts at 7 p.m., and tickets cost $25 to $37 plus fees via showclix.com. Call 305-377-1140, or visit youngarts.org.
Bromance Homieland Tour. With Brodinski, Para One, Gener8ion, Louisahhh!!!, Sam Tiba, and Myd. Friday, December 5. Grand Central, 697 N. Miami Ave., Miami. The show starts at 11 p.m., and tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via ticketfly.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-377-2277, or visit grandcentralmiami.com.
Tuskegee. With Seth Troxler B2B the Martinez Brothers. Friday, December 5. Space, 34 NE 11th St., Miami. Doors open at 10 p.m., and tickets cost $20 to $30 plus fees via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-375-0001, or visit clubspace.com.
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When Pigs Fly. With Sasha, Dubfire, and Matthew Dear B2B Carl Craig. Presented by Link, Miami Rebels, and Verboten. Friday, December 5. Trade, 1439 Washington Ave., Miami. Doors open at 11 p.m., and tickets cost $25 to $40 via wantickets.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-531-6666, or visit trademia.com.
Crew Love. With Wolf + Lamb, Soul Clap, and Nick Monaco (Live). Presented by PL0T and Slap & Tickle. Friday, December 5. Electric Pickle, 2826 N. Miami Ave., Miami. Doors open at 9 p.m., and tickets cost $15 to $40 via residentadvisor.net. Call 305-456-5613, or visit electricpicklemiami.com.
See also: Basel 2014's Ten Best Parties
Le Baron Ten-Year Anniversary. Friday, December 5. FDR at the Delano, 1685 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. Doors at 11 p.m.; access limited to VIPs and invited guests. Visit lebaronparis.tumblr.com.
Discobox with Lee Foss. Friday, December 5. Basement, Miami Beach Edition, 2901 Collin Ave., Miami Beach. Doors at 11 p.m. Visit basementmiami.com.
Scope + Vh1 Art + Music. Friday, December 5. With Nabiha, Swizz Beatz, Zen Freeman. Mansion, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami. Event from 8 - 11 p.m. Private and invite only. Visit scope-art.com.
See also: South Beach's Ten Best Dance Clubs
Xeno & Oaklander and Quintron & Miss Pussycat. With Pictureplane, plus DJs Josh Cheon (Dark Entries), Benton G., and Mikey R. Friday, December 5. Gramps, 176 NW 24th St., Miami. The party starts at 7 p.m. and admission costs $10. Ages 21 and up. Call 786-752-6693 or visit grampsbar.com.
Look Alive Fest 2014. With Stephen O'Malley of Sunn O))) and others. Presented by Quiet Mind Recordings. Friday, December 5. Churchill's Pub, 5501 NE Second Ave., Miami. The show starts at 9 p.m. and admission costs $15 via quietmindrecordings.bigcartel.com. Ages 18 and up. Call 305-757-1807 or visit churchillspub.com.
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Ahol Sniffs Glue Backyard BBQ. With Otto Von Shirach, DJ Poshgod, Juleisy y Karla, the Suarez, Master Feathers, and KILLAKA5. Friday, December 5. Mokai, 235 23rd St., Miami Beach. Doors at 10 p.m. Visit mokaimiami.com.
TV on the Radio. As part of Tumblr IRL. Friday, December 5. Miami Ironside Market Space, 7610 NE Fourth Ct., Miami. Event from 6 to 9 p.m. and admission is free. All ages. Visit irlirl.tumblr.com/TVOTR.
#NADAWAVE presents LOLBasel. Hosted by Eric Allan Schwartau and featuring Casey Jane Ellison, Steven Phillips-Horst, Rachel Lord, and Ryder Ripps. Friday, December 5. Sandbar, 6752 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. Doors at 9:30 p.m. Visit nadawave.com.
See also: South Beach's Five Best Bars
David Guetta's Listen Tour 2015. Friday, December 5. LIV, 4441 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. Doors at 11 p.m.; tickets $75 for women, $125 for men via wantickets.com. Call 305-674-4680 or visit livnightclub.com.
De Nolet presented by Ketel One. With Cashmere Cat, Midnight Magic, DJ Getlive!. Friday, December 5. Soho Studios, 2151 NW First Ct., Miami. By invitation only.
Paris Hilton (DJ Set). With Isaac Ferry and Mr. Mauricio. Friday, December 5. Wall Lounge at W South Beach, 2201 Collins Ave., Miami Beach. Call 305-938-3130 or visit wallmiami.com.
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