Artopia 2013: How to Party With Palo!, Roofless Records, and Miss Elaine Lancaster

Come for the pretentious, arty stuff. Stay for the booze, Afro-Cuban funk, experimental freakouts, sports jams, drag queens, break dancing, and, uh, more booze.

Once a year, New Times throws a big, ostensibly highbrow bash called Artopia. And officially, it's "an eclectic touch of art, culture, fashion, food, music, and film" during which the MasterMind Awards (i.e., $3,000 in cash prizes) are handed out to local artists who show promise in the arts community.

Unofficially, though, it's a freaking rager.

See also:

-Artopia Miami Official Site

-MasterMinds 2013 Nominees and Honorable Mentions


Once you've loaded up on Artopia's "complimentary food, wine, cocktails, and beer," go baila bonkers like abuelita after a supersize pitcher of mojitos when Palo!, a funky Afro-Cuban five-piece, sets asses of every age a-shakin' with its Yoruba party music.

Roofless Records

Zigzagging between Churchill's Pub, galleries, backyards, garages, and the Arsht Center, Roofless Records is a high-concept curatorial operation (and previous MasterMind winner) that releases vinyl albums, puts on punk/metal/other shows, and masterminds experimental freakouts of every order. For Artopia, the Roofless crew will present Radio Test #2, "a brief, fictional aural occurrence" involving "one scene, one hero, three hypotheses, anti-finite possibilities."

DJ Supersede

This guy is the Miami Dolphins' official DJ. So if you want to piss him off, drunkenly bump into his booth while obnoxiously requesting a stereotypical sports jam like Zombie Nation's "Kernkraft 400," Gary Glitter's "Rock and Roll Part 2," or, worst of all, Jimmy Buffett's effing "Fins."

Elaine Lancaster

Your family photo album is basically complete. Except for the fact that Miami's most famous drag queen is seriously underrepresented. Conveniently, New Times has invited the divine Miss Elaine Lancaster, a star of The Real Housewives of Miami and Priscilla, Queen of the Desert: The Musical, to Artopia, where she'll grant snapshots to all of her flabbergasted fans.

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Ever try poppin' off break-dancing moves with a gut full of foie gras and rum shots? Don't do it. Please stand back and watch the Ground Zero Crew kids. They're the professionals. And you're just inebriated.

Artopia. With Palo!, Roofless Records, Larry Jo Miller Band, DJ Supersede, Elaine Lancaster, and the Ground Zero Crew. Thursday, February 28. Coral Gables Museum, 285 Aragon Ave., Coral Gables. The event runs from 7 to 10 p.m. and tickets cost $15 to $45 via ticketfly.com. Ages 21 and up. Call 305-460-5090 or visit coralgablesmuseum.org.

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