Everyone loves to get into the act for Christmas. For some reason, snowmen and brightly lit trees make everyone want to record a song. Adam Sandler, Paul McCartney, and David Bowie among those who have felt the need to share the holiday spirit. Now, Bitchin’ Kitchen’s Nadia G. gives us…
I feel like restaurant roadkill after a sad experience Tuesday night when I attempted to eat at one of my favorite neighborhood spots, Joey’s in Wynwood. I was ousted from a table by people who were identified as “the owner’s friends” just prior to being seated. Now, I completely understand…
Last week, The Layover premiered to audible groans of pain…by me. Anthony Bourdain’s new travel show had an interesting premise — what would Tony do if stuck in a city for 24 hours? Unfortunately, the show had a frenetic overly produced feel about it. I disliked the clock counting down…
Last night, Sun Life Stadium was packed with thousands of people under the age of 45. Most of them were actually little children, up late for a night to watch the Black Eyed Peas’ final concert before taking a nice, long break from each other. Though fans sported fairly conservative…
Each year for this day they give up their livesWe eat them right down to the boneSo lay off the peach glaze, teriyaki and chivesLeave the damn turkey alone!Natives of India, by all means use curryTo season and uplift your birdIf Japan is your homeland I wouldn’t worryIf you smeared…
The rich and famous don’t really dress better than the rest of us. They just get away with looking ridiculous ’cause their shit’s gaudier, flashier, and way more fucking expensive. Take Kanye’s getup the other night at his and Jay-Z’s Watch the Throne gig in Miami. Dude was wearing a…
Remember when the Wade County police department teamed up with a veteran rogue enforcer named Shaquille O’Neal and the Miami Heat won the first and only NBA championship of its existence? Yeah, there was a title. But also a lot of shit talking. And ultimately, disappointment. So much so that…
Justin Bieber’s baby drama has come to an end, according to TMZ. The celebrity gossip website is reporting that the paternity suit filed against Bieber has been dismissed and the two lawyers representing Mariah Yeater have quit. Was there a hush-hush settlement? Did Justin Bieber’s superfans intimidate Yeater enough to…
I love free stuff, Groupon, discounts, hook ups, and so on. But my obsession with not throwing away food when there is some other use for it stems from more than the fact I like to save a little coin.Americans generate more than 34 million tons of food waste annually…
Lindsay Lohan’s out of jail. But her legal problems aren’t even close to being over. The LiLo v. Pitbull, Nee-Yo, and Afrojack saga continues as Mr. 305’s lawyers have presented a notice of removal in an effort to shift the case from county to federal court. The document, filed last…
Remember Lil Wayne’s rock album, Rebirth? Well, it was the only idea worse than Hulk Hogan’s rap album. Nevertheless, Weezy is gearing up for a sequel. And we imagine it’s going to be two times the shitfest. Dude just released Tha Carter IV, the weakest album of the entire franchise…
I was shocked to find out that someone at headquarters was actually paying attention to my silly rant on behalf of blondes everywhere, with regards to Starbucks’ new “light bodied blend.” My editor received an email with my name on it that very day, proclaiming “we chose the name Blonde…
Justin Bieber stopped by Rockerfeller Plaza this morning and chatted it up with the cast of The Today Show. The one question on everyone’s mind, what’s the deal with your voice, dude? “My voice is evolving and changing for the better,” he told Ann Curry. “It’s been amazing.” OK, so…
There’s been a lot of discussion lately about a plan in Michigan to deny food stamp benefits to people who own cars worth $15,000 and up.At first I thought, “Well, yeah.” A $15,000 car can be a symbol of financial success. It’s not a sign someone is in dire straits…
Forget everything we’ve ever said about Justin Bieber, dude’s a total rock star. Not only did the underage Canadian pop star allegedly lose his virginity backstage at the Staples Center, he also may have illegitimately fathered a baby, baby, baby, oh! According to Radar Online, 20-year-old Mariah Yeater is “demanding”…
I am so sick and tired of Barack Obama. How many of you saw him on Jay Leno last night, putting on his tired old shtick about how his wife is stronger and more in shape than he is, how his health advocate wife secretly loves French fries and pizza,…
Though Juggalo parties are loaded with titties and soda pop, and their signature battle cry mating call, “Whoop! Whoop!,” would seemingly convey unabashed pride, it’s safe to assume that it ain’t easy being down with the clown. Everyone loves to rag on Insane Clown Posse, and the unwashed youth that…
Every major news source has been regurgitating the news of Starbucks’ new Blonde roast all week long; from the Miami Herald to the Huff Post’s Food Blog, to USA Today, the AP writeup has been amazingly prolific regarding Starbucks “going blonde.”Here’s the issue: I actually am a blonde courtesy of DNA,…
The Miami Dolphins may not have any victories this season, but they certainly have a sense of humor. They’re letting Jan from The Office sing “The Star-Spangled Banner” at this Sunday’s loss game against the Denver Broncos. Melora Hardin, who plays Jan on the hit NBC sitcom, has been on…
Here is my final update on Rena Greenberg’s Gastric Bypass Hypnosis Surgery program.It has been about forty days since I first underwent the “surgery.” For those of you who haven’t read my previous columns on the subject, I’ll give you a brief summary.Rena Greenberg, a certified hypnotherapist (and author, among other…
On last night’s episode of X Factor, we saw “hipster” Philip Lomax sing “Don’t Stop the Music” to Rihanna. We saw Simon tap his toe, Paula look intensely happy, Nicole emote, and L.A. shake his head back and forth in approval. Future mechanic Tora Woloshin made us feel old, then…
Anti-obesity lobbyists and children activists have been trying for years to get food companies to stop marketing high sugar, high sodium, and overall unhealthy foods to children.Food companies, such as McDonald’s, General Mills, and others, create advertising campaigns that include cartoon characters with the specific purpose of luring kids towards…
