New Times Sleeps While Miami Rots “If You Indict, They Will Come” (April 16) was a nice showcase for your graphics department. I’m also happy to see two full pages of strip-club ads join the wonderful assortment of cosmetic surgery, lingerie, bikini, and soft-porn ads you folks litter the streets…
And Don’t Forget Fake Ski-Accident Injuries! Regarding Robert Andrew Powell’s “Bringing the Mountain to Miami” (April 16): What a concept! Now we’ll have a fake mountain on Watson Island with fake snow and fake surf to go along with our fake mayoral election and the fake hold on Jimmy Johnson’s…
Lead Stories *In March two Missouri legislators proposed a law to have the state give $1000 to any married couples over age 21 who do not have sexually transmitted diseases, who had no children before marriage, who have not aborted a fetus, and who were not previously married. The law…
Rancor, a Time-Honored Religious Tradition It’s too bad John Lantigua’s article “Holy War, Inc.” (April 9) on Florida’s Santeria community chose to focus on name-calling and infighting — which all religions suffer from — rather than on why thousands of people follow the ways of this beautiful tradition to uplift…
Lead Story *In March testimony began in Lesli Szabo’s $1.7 million lawsuit against a Hamilton, Ontario, hospital for not making her 1993 childbirth painless. Physicians said that painless childbirth cannot be achieved without the child being endangered by anesthesia, but Szabo said she expected enough comfort to be able to…
Lead Stories *In January Iowa became the second state to require employers to provide reasonable restroom breaks, and in April or May, the Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) plans to issue the first-ever federal directive on the topic. OSHA acted after hearing from employees who routinely were not permitted…
As chief of staff for Mayor Alex Penelas, it is Brian May’s job to keep his boss out of trouble and to avoid stupid mistakes that could embarrass the mayor. But Penelas’s woes continue to mount, and so May’s effectiveness is being closely scrutinized. In recent weeks, May has become…
Since his election five years ago as a Dade County commissioner, Javier Souto has developed a reputation for delivering bombastic, often nonsensical speeches from the dais. But any snickering is muted by the genuine respect Souto enjoys from his colleagues. A Bay of Pigs veteran, he is considered a man…
Alex Penelas is obsessed with opinion polls. So much so that he just spent $110,000 of taxpayers’ money to learn that registered voters oppose a sales tax increase — a fact most politicians could have figured out by simply holding aloft a moistened finger. But the poll served another purpose…
Hooray for Bathroom Humor! After reading Ted B. Kissell’s article “The Bad Boys of Miami Beach” (April 2), I must begin reading the SunPost as well. Editor Michael Sasser was a classmate and friend of my daughter Gillian, first at Natural Bridge Elementary and later at North Miami Junior High…
Lead Stories *Now they tell us: Researchers at Bristol University in England, announcing in February the results of a study of 14,000 children, said bathing every day is not good for a kid. According to the study, children who take regular baths are 25 percent more likely to develop asthma…
Noriega and the Bimbo Eruptions I just finished Peter Eisner’s riveting story about Gen. Manuel Noriega (“Uncertain Justice,” March 26). He makes a convincing argument, articulating and documenting what I have long suspected: Noriega was transformed into a villain as part of a campaign prop. In these days of bimbo…
Last week the National Football League voted against bringing back the instant replay. Too bad. Sometimes the game just moves so quickly it becomes nearly impossible to make the right call. The same is true with local politics. Scandals and allegations of wrongdoing come and go so fast in Dade…
Memo to Tree-huggers: Get a Horse Regarding Jacob Bernstein’s article (“The Polo Wars,” March 19), it’s about time someone invested in a project that will make Miami even more interesting — a polo club. Environmentalists should view this as being quite beneficial. What do they prefer: 60 houses on a…
Lead Stories *In February in Lakeland, after Justin Rezendes scratched and bit teachers, the principal, and the school police officer, he was arrested, booked, and fingerprinted. Mug shots were taken. Justin is six years old. Two weeks earlier in Pensacola, Chaquita Doman, age five, scratched and bit two officials at…
Alex Penelas has a problem. An image problem. After rising to power as a reformer, Penelas is now seeing his reputation challenged. Ironically (some might say fittingly), this attack comes not from the mayor’s enemies but from some of his oldest allies, the very people who helped put him in…
Black, White, Red Over All Thank you, thank you, thank you Kathy Glasgow and New Times for presenting the other side of the story of the Cuban revolution (“La Vida Dura,” March 12). It’s called racial oppression, and it doesn’t take place only in communist countries. In fact, there is…
Daryl Jones thought he would be in Washington by now, overseeing a $62 billion budget and the welfare of more than 600,000 men and women in his new role as Secretary of the U.S. Air Force. Instead the state senator from South Dade finds himself back in Tallahassee for another…
Lead Story *Henry Ingram, Jr., told the Savannah, Georgia, Morning News in February that he intends to bar all Northerners from ever setting foot on any part of his recently acquired 1600 acres along U.S. 17 near Hardeeville, South Carolina. He recently recorded a deed restriction making that desire possible…
Bruce Kaplan was not widely known when he first ran for county commissioner. He had never run for office in South Florida, his law practice had garnered him little attention, and he had no big-name backers supporting him. Surprisingly, though, he did have money. On July 31, 1992, eight months…
Lead Stories *Among the exhibits at the “Impulse to Collect” show at San Jose State University in February were Chris Daubert’s Chromatic Extrusions Rodenta (the droppings of rats that had ingested oil paints), Maryly Snow’s collection of 696 toothbrushes (each catalogued for thirteen attributes), and Bob Rasmussen’s assembly of items…
It’s difficult to say which is the more troubling revelation of the past week — that Dade County Mayor Alex Penelas’s office may have been corrupted by money-grubbing influence peddlers, or that the mayor was so naive as to think that firing Armando “I Know Where the Bodies Are Buried”…
