Remember Traffic?

Since Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Gimenez issued a stay-at-home order last week, snarled traffic is a thing of the past.

Oh, Cool, Critical Mass Is Gonna Ruin Traffic Again

Today is the last Friday in July, which means one of two things: You’re a committed Masshole prepping for tonight’s meandering ride through town, or you’re dreading getting stuck for a half-hour on the Venetian Causeway because a parade of hooting Critical Mass bicyclists is streaming across the road.