Kohl’s Cools Our MacBook Pro, Part 1

​It’s our first day at the Miami New Times new offices, and to celebrate, we treated ourselves to a fancy, ergonomic laptop cooling dock from diamond-in-the-rough retailer, Kohl’s, in Hialeah.First, a brief explanation as to why we need said fancy, ergonomic laptop machine.Last week, we noticed that the bottom of…

Unconfirmed Pictures of the PlayStation Phone

​Engadget leaked pictures of an alleged PlayStation phone late last evening that has generated more buzz than a PS3 controller vibrates.According to their website, the Sony Ericsson phone will likely run on the Android 3.0 operating system, features a screen anywhere between 3.7 and 4.1 inches, and support microSD cards…

Sony Walkman, Dead at 31

The Sony Walkman’s tape deck once reigned supreme in the consumer electronics market as the quintessential music gadget for people on the move. Its affordability and compact size appealed to a diverse cross-section of consumers, and since its inception in 1979, Sony has sold more than 200 million units around…

Robotic Surgeon Creeps Us Out

​A recent “breakthrough” in modern technology and contemporary medicine may be a sign that machines will eventually overtake humans and control the world.A robot at Canada’s McGill University Health Centre recently performed the world’s first all-robotic surgical procedure, a prostatectomy. Real-life doctors controlled the Da Vinci Si robodoc from a…

Five Hypothetical Homeless-Friendly iPhone Apps

We recently teamed up with Cleveland Scene for an unconventional clothing drive. Rather than burning beautiful, barely-worn LeBron Cavs jerseys in front of Quicken Loans Arena, we encouraged former LBJ fans to help clothes Miami’s homeless by donating their unwanted NBA gear.As a result, about a hundred down-on-their-luck guys and…

Five Stupid Tech-Related Products

​​Do your fat fingers ruin every text message you send? Are electromagnetic cell phone radiation waves affecting your memory? If so, you probably shop exclusively at mall kiosks. From goofy hats to stylus-tipped thumb gloves, we compiled a list of useless products meant to enhance the cell phone experience.1. As…

Five Reasons The Social Network Thinks You Should Date a Tech Geek

​The Social Network has given Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook an insurmountable amount of free press, but many are failing to see the bigger picture: It breaks down the barriers and makes tech enthusiasts and the tech community look cool, sexy, and oh-so-datable, too.Sure, everyone subscribes to the general stereotype that…

Google Turns 12: Top 12 Reasons We Want to Work There

Illustration by American painter Wayne Thiebaud, via Google​Google’s gettin’ old. It turns 12 this week and the more we think about it, the more we realize our favorite search engine has educated us. Whenever we can’t think of the answer to something? “Google it.” Whenever we need to find directions?…

Top Ways Technology Will Change the Face of Football

​Here at Silicon Beach, we’re always fascinated by the little ways technology tries to creep into our everyday lives. From the graphics in our retro video games to high tech ways to cheat, we’re observing it all and basking in the glory of new technology, much like a kid in…

Super Mario Bros. Turn 25; Play Our Top Five Games

One of the many low-tech messages we received from Princess Peach​Though we often praise (or disregard) the biggest things to hit technology, sometimes we just want to honor the little things. You know, those little treasure troves that we grew up with that made us realize how important technology is,…

Our Top 10 Biggest Regrets in Technology

​Yesterday was the start of the High Holidays for the Jewish faith. Dubbed “Rosh Hashanah” (meaning “Head of the Year”), most Jews have now begun their 10 days of repentance leading up to Yom Kippur. Since we always have tech on the brain, it got us thinking: What technological advances…

Top Five High-Tech Ways to Cheat on a Test

Remember in Old School where Vince Vaughn’s character is helping his entire fraternity cheat on an exam by whispering into his shirt? Well, that kind of technology isn’t strictly for spy movies or Back to the Future anymore…

The Top Five Phone Apps to Help You Slack Off in School

Whether or not you’d like to think about it, school starts for most high schools and universities on Monday. It’s not easy getting back into the campus routine. But don’t go crying into your favorite bottle of alcohol and proclaiming that summer was too short just yet. We’re here to…

Twitter Becomes a Popularity Contest

You have only two people “following” you in common with your dream guy or gal, and you have a humble Twifficiency rating of 17 percent, compared to their 37 percent. Face it — you’re just not as Twitter-popular as your other half, but does that alone mean it’s time to…

iPhone Users Have a lot More Sex Than Android and BlackBerry Users

If you own an iPhone, you’re probably having more sex (or rather, more sexual partners) than your BlackBerry and Android neighbors,  according to a new study.When we came across this study, conducted by free online dating site OkCupid, we thought, What? The study was put together by OkCupid’s editorial director, Christian…