Remember right after the Dolphin’s one-win season a few years ago when The Onion wrote, “NFL Denies Miami Dolphins’ Request To Watch Super Bowl.”Well, that story has come true for the Miami Heat. NBA scheduling has effectively made it impossible for LeBron and co. to watch the big game…
Dan Marino has a seven-year-old love child. The Dolphins legend and CBS football analyst had an affair with a production assistant in Manhattan back in 2005, according to the New York Post.Marino, a mild-mannered family man with the personality of an egg timer, has apparently admitted to the affair.See also:- Chasing…
During shootaround prior to last night’s game, Brooklyn’s pedestrian, no-rings, Dopey-headed fool of a starting power forward, Reggie Evans, ran off his mouth about how the Heat’s championship “didn’t count” because of the lockout and how LeBron James was no different then a lot of other players in the league.Then…
Three of the nine athletes named in New Times investigation into Biogenesis, the Coral Gables anti-aging clinic run by Anthony Bosch, have responded to the story. Alex Rodriguez, Gio Gonzalez and Wayne Odesnik have all issued denials. Jimmy Goins, the University of Miami strength and conditioning coach, tells the Sun-Sentinel…
Hialeah native (and Washington Nationals Pitcher) Gio Gonzalez has issued a denial via Twitter that he has ever been associated with Tony Bosch’s shuttered Coral Gables clinic, Biogenesis. Here’s what Gio Gonzalez had to say: “I’ve never used performance enhancing drugs of any kind and I never will, I’ve never…
The Miami Heat travel to Brooklyn tonight for the first time in franchise’s history, and apparently Nets players are hoping to amp up the rivalry. Nets forward Reggie Evans is even going as far as to suggest that the Heat’s 2012 title wasn’t legitimate because of the lock-out shortened regular…
Stop bitching about the Dolphins drafting tactics, because according to one analysis, the team has been the second most successfully in the NFL over the past five years. Of course, looking at the Dolphins overall success over the past five years makes you wonder exactly how accurate the analysis is…
We take for granted that the Dolphins own the allegiances of South Florida’s tri-county area, but in a state with three NFL teams, do you ever wonder where exactly Dolphins country begins to give way to areas dominated by fans of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Jacksonville Jaguars?Well, Facebook has…
If you watched the Miami Hurricanes’ historic thrashing of Duke on the basketball courts last week, you might have spotted a few lonely dots of blue among the sea of orange in the student section. To no one’s surprise, it turns out those Duke fans did not have a very good…
Reggie Bush may have been one of the bigger names on the Dolphins squad for the past two years, and may have racked up two seasons close to 1,000 yards, but don’t expect him to come back.Though Bush has stated he’d like to stay in Miami, it’s looking more and…
This week, New Times takes you inside Biogenesis, an anti-aging clinic in Coral Gables run by Miami entrepreneur Anthony Bosch. His name is familiar to sports fans because he and his father, Dr. Pedro Bosch, were probed by authorities in 2009 when Manny Ramirez was suspended for violating baseball’s drug…
If you’re a college football recruit who is also a strip club enthusiast, your best bet is to sign with the University of Miami. Failing that, you can always go to FIU. Because really, no one wants to see strippers in Tuscaloosa or South Bend.So really, we’re never really that…
The Miami Hurricanes men’s basketball team wrapped up their extraordinary week with a 71-47 drubbing of Florida State last night to remain undefeated in the ACC. Taken with their historic win over Duke on Wednesday, the ‘Canes were rewarded handsomely in both the AP and USA Today Coaches’ polls…
Sometimes it seems the Marlins and Dolphins are trying to pull one big joke on South Florida, and now it appears the Marlins are set to recycle one of the Dolphins biggest punchlines.Pat White, a name synonymous with Bill Parcells’ crappy draft picks, has been offered a minor league contract…
The string of good news for the Miami Hurricanes continues. After Jedd Fisch left the team as offensive coordinator to take the same position with the Jacksonville Jaguars, the team has now reportedly snagged a replacement form their biggest rivals. FSU’s offensive coordinator, James Coley, has reportedly accepted an offer…
The Miami Heat are worth a cool $625 million, according to the latest NBA team valuations by Forbes.com. That’s up 307 percent since last year, or almost $200 million since 2012 when the team was valued at $427 million. Apparently that championship made a big difference…
What a surreal but awesome day to be a Miami Hurricane fan. Just hours after the NCAA made the bizarre admission it had epically bungled its own investigation into the school, the Miami Hurricanes men’s basketball team reminded the world that this is the campus that invented swagger by delivering…
The Miami-Dade County Commission has now officially put its stamp of approval on the Miami Dolphin’s plan to seek tax money to provide upgrades to the aging Sun Life Stadium. Only four of the thirteen commissioners voted against the measure…
The University of Miami has finally responded to the announcement of NCAA-ception today, and in her official statement university president Donna Shalala didn’t mince words. She said she was “frustrated, disappointed and concerned” by the developments, and claims the school has been “a model for how institutions should partner with…
The NCAA was supposed to be investigating the University of Miami Athletics Department for improper conduct, but instead of releasing the results today, the NCAA dropped a bombshell of its own: it admitted its own investigators had illegally obtained evidence during the investigation.Shapiro’s attorney, Maria Elena Perez, “improperly” got information…
Locals aren’t the only ones pissed over the Marlins’ most recent fire sale. The MLB players union is also keeping a close eye on the team’s roster, and apparently has promised to take action if the Marlins don’t do anything about it soon.Well, lo and behold, MLB.com is out with…
So, Shane Battier’s annual celebrity karaoke event went down this weekend at the Eden Roc Hotel, and if you couldn’t afford the $250 tickets to the charity event, don’t worry. Of course some video evidence has leaked…
