Seeing Dwyane Wade Celebrated Should Remind Heat Fans of Their Luck

This past weekend, the Dwyane Wade “One Last Dance” tour stopped in familiar places for the Heat’s soon-to-be-retired three-time champion. While Wade has been honored in just about every city he’s visited this season, this past weekend was special. The guard checked off a couple of significant boxes. Stops in…

Five Reasons This Will Be the Most Horrible Super Bowl Ever

For the next two weeks, all you are going to hear about is the great storylines of the February 3 Super Bowl LIII at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in Atlanta that pits the New England Patriots against the Los Angeles Rams. It’ll be young quarterback versus old, young coach versus old,…

Miami Herald Sportswriter Prefers Satan to Kaepernick

In April 2017, New Times reported on a study showing that people who hate kneeling NFL players are also very likely racist. That news has not stopped Miami Herald sportswriter Armando Salguero from flying into something of a blackout rage whenever anyone mentions football players protesting racism in America…

Panthers, Marlins, and Dolphins Fans Make Top 30 of ESPN’s Most Miserable Fan Bases

You were probably busy crying in the corner. Maybe you were watching videos of long-ago Heat championship parades, Marlins World Series victories, or the Dolphins’ undefeated season a half-century ago. So you might have missed this bit of unsurprising news: Everything sports in South Florida — from Sawgrass Mills Mall down to Bayside Marketplace — is a big ol’ pile of depressing.

Five Ways the Miami Dolphins Can Win Back Their Fans Next Season

This past season, the Miami Dolphins pissed away another year of fan loyalty and patience. It was one more 7-9 season littered with the same flaws and downfalls Dolphins fans have endured for the last two decades. So majority owner Stephen Ross embarked on his third remake/rebuild in his less than…

It’s Time for Stephen Ross to Let Dan Marino Run the Miami Dolphins

With the Dolphins season dying a merciful injury-riddled death on Sunday when the Dolphins face the Buffalo Bills, owner Stephen Ross has some important offseason decisions to make. Ross must decide if current vice president Mike Tannenbaum and head coach Adam Gase should continue steering a Miami Dolphins ship that’s…

The Five 2018 South Florida Sports People of the Year

As we near the end of 2018, it’s time to look back and reflect on the sports year that was. Although it hasn’t been the most memorable of years for Miami, there were a handful of stars worth singling out. These five 2018 sports people of the year made an otherwise unspectacular 2018…

Miami Dolphins Fans Hate Players Paying for Sex, Love Donald Trump

A survey of 1,500 NFL fans conducted by TickTock and provided to the Washington Examiner focuses on how some NFL fans hold athletes to a higher standard than others do. And Dolphins fans pop up in most of the fields as the fan base least likely to be the life of a party or the group you want to invite to Christmas dinner.

The Dolphins’ Blowout Loss to the Vikings Demolished Hopes Miami Would Make the Playoffs

Sequels are notoriously terrible. The Godfather III, Rocky V, and Jaws 3-D come to mind. Oh, and the week after one of the most memorable Dolphins wins of all time came a terrible followup. Seven days after the “Miracle in Miami,” there was no miracle in Minneapolis. Instead of making a stunning comeback, the Dolphins died a sleepy, serene, uneventful death against the Minnesota Vikings.