As if Dwyane Wade needed anymore good news after settling a multimillion-dollar lawsuit that’s been haunting him for years, finalizing his divorce and winning custody of his kids, and luring dream teammates Chris Bosh and LeBron James to Miami: His nemesis Richard von Houtman has been charged with a felony…
If you’re like us you probably missed Miami Herald FIU sports reporter Pete Pelegrin’s epic, bridge burning farewell notice to the paper this morning. Probably because it was posted on the Herald’s own oft-neglected FIU sports blog, and really who cares enough about FIU sports enough to read much about it?…
Can we propose a moratorium on criticizing LeBron James’ move to the Heat? What’s done is done, and we won’t even have a solid idea on how the new-look Heat will preform until at least a few months into the season. Hasn’t stopped a never ending stream of former NBA all stars from throwing…
With two outs in the bottom of the ninth, and the Marlins trailing 8-7, pinch-hitter Donnie Murphy came off the bench and hit a two-run opposite field jack that gave the Fish the walk-off win. The only way last night’s ending could be scripted any better is if Sun Life…
In 1988, Rony Seikaly became the first Lebanese player in the history of the NBA when he signed with the Miami Heat. Today, he is believed to be the tallest disc jockey in the world — sorry, Aaron Traylor. No obscure milestone, it seems, is safe from this man. Seikaly…
It’s apparently OK to use 9/11 metaphors only if you’re a war-hawk politician on the campaign trail. Dwyane Wade had to find out the hard way. The Miami Heat star has apologized after an off-the-cuff comment to the media this past weekend made it seem like he was comparing the possibility of a Heat…
The Washington Nationals did everything to thwart Marlins ace Josh Johnson this past Saturday. They made him throw 30 pitches in the first inning before he could record his first out. They brought in Stephen Strasburg the previous night to throw some rookie-phenom mojo at him. They even trotted out…
Since at least 2008, Dwyane Wade and Hollywood hottie Gabrielle Union have kept their relationship on the down-low as Wade’s heated divorce from the mother of his children slowly worked its way through the courts. Now that the divorce papers have officially been signed, Wade and Union have acknowledged publicly…
Penny Hardaway has a lot to be proud of: four times an NBA All-Star, an Olympic gold medalist, and the world’s most memorable basketball puppet. What he doesn’t have, however, is a championship ring. Maybe that’s why he wants to come out of retirement and play, once more, for the…
LeBron James’s ESPN special, The Decision, might have resulted in one of the biggest moments in Miami sports history. But let’s not kid ourselves — the whole thing was ridiculous. I mean, Jim Gray’s questions such as “One hand or two?” and “Are you still a nail-biter?” were some of…
Dwyane Wade has gone from telling everyone this is his house to telling everyone to get off his lawn. D-Wade invited LeBron James and Chris Bosh to join him on the Heat so they could do something epic, namely stab everyone in the face with their awesomeness. Unfortunately, just about…
Cleveland continues to be the whiniest city in all of American sports, but at least their latest drama queen moment over losing LeBron James has good intentions. A fan-created website and a Northern Ohio restaurant chain will be collecting fans’ old LeBron t-shirts …and sending them to homeless shelters in…
The passing of New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner may have been met with a bit of apathy in these parts, but one local goes way, way back with “The Boss.” Turns out that University of Miami president Donna Shalala first met Steibrenner back when she was nine years old,…
According to the Palm Beach Post, a pickup truck belonging to Miami Dolphins receiver Brian Hartline was found crashed and abandoned on I-595 earlier this month. Authorities say Hartline’s truck crashed into another abandoned vehicle that was parked on the side of I-595 in the early-morning hours of July 3. FHP…
For those of you still mourning the loss of Jezebel’s daily roundup of World Cup “thighlights” and are beginning to tire of your recurring fantasies of Fernando Torres, the world’s biggest sporting event seems to be the gift that keeps on giving when it comes to shameless male objectification. Occasionally…
George Steinbrenner, the man who inspired Larry David’s best recurring cameo on Seinfeld — and, oh yeah, also the tyrannical architect of the hated Yankees dynasty — has died in Tampa. Steinbrenner, who was 80 and in declining health, died early this morning. Because we hate the Yankees and all…
The Miami Dolphins aren’t jealous that the Miami Heat pretty much stole their title as the city’s favorite sports team with the signing of Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and LeBron James. No, sir. In fact, they put a full-page ad in both the Miami Herald and the Sun-Sentinel this weekend…
Cleveland Caveliers owner Dan Gilbert came across as a whiny, sore loser when he posted his now infamous pissed-off, Comic Sans screed when LeBron James dared join the Miami Heat. He called James’ actions “heartless and callous” and promised that the Cavs would win a championship before the Heat did…
Miami is, by and large, a football town. And the Miami Dolphins are king. This is why the Marlins average only 19 people per game even though they’ve won more championships than the Dolphins in the past 37 years (note: they don’t really average 19 people — more like 12)…
For a city that made a mound of cocaine a must-have desktop accessory and likes its Brittos to match its Lamborghinis, this level of glossy athletic excess is only appropriate: Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and LeBron James, three of the best ballers in the NBA, all descending on Miami to…
Let’s put aside our excitement over a prized athlete deciding to come to Miami — to get excited about a prized athlete deciding to come to Miami! Seantrel Henderson, perhaps the top recruit in the class of 2010, has decided to attend the University of Miami, according to the New…
OK, people of Ohio, we’re sorry we took your home-state superhero. But buck up — you still lay claim to one of the best Miami-bred players in the NFL: Chad Ochocinco.Of course, Ochocinco continues to prove you can take the boy out of Miami, but you can’t take the Miami…
