Dudes can show up at a football game shirtless in body paint, but apparently if you flash some thigh, you’ve crossed a line. Instinct magazine caught wind of a picture of a Dolphins fan in little more than a teal Speedo getting an earful from security at yesterday’s game. Update:…
LeBron James and David Beckham are two of the biggest global sports stars of the last decade, and according to a British tabloid report the two may be teaming up. The Mail on Sunday reports that James may become a business partner in Beckham’s long rumored Miami-based MLS franchise…
Wearing an Izod shirt and a backward black Nike hat, Miami Dolphins guard Jonathan Martin attended a football game Saturday in which his alma mater Stanford was upset by University of Southern Calfornia. Oddly, the defeat of the fourth-ranked Cardinals 20-17 wasn’t the story for much of the country. The…
The Dolphins entered Sunday’s game against the Chargers looking to get back to .500 while hoping to return to serious contention for an AFC wild card slot. Check and check. The Fins beat the Bolts Sunday night 20-16. Ryan Tannehill finished 22-35 for 268 yards, one TD, and one INT,…
Prior to the Monday-night game against the winless Buccaneers, Dolphins players swore up and down that all this drama for your mama would bring them closer together and propel them to a statement win in front of a national audience. Loyal Dolphins fans pointed their loyal Dolphins finger in your…
Without any help from our sports teams Florida already has a well deserved reputation for unabated weirdness, but the bizarre sports scandals that have erupted in the state in the past three years alone is out of control by sports standards, by Florida standards, or by any standards of human…
Hell hath no fury like an angry Twitter mob. The place is just downright mean sometimes, and the last thing you want is said mob armed with your personal contact information. Welp! That very, very unfortunate thing happened last night to Jeff Ireland, and as you can imagine, this didn’t…
So Richie Incognito bullied Jonathan Martin. Enough already. It never would have happened had Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland not let Pro Bowl left tackle Jake Long walk in the offseason. The void in leadership that Long’s absence created became the monster of Incognito’s bullying. Long was the unquestioned captain…
Entering Tuesday night’s game against the Milwaukee Bucks, LeBron James made it clear that all this losing stuff isn’t cute to him anymore, and he politely requests that his teammates help cut that shit out. “We’ve been playing defensively like sh–, no doubt about it. I’m frustrated right now. We’re…
Well, we’ve found it. The worst professionally written piece about the Dolphins’ Richie Incognito mess has been identified. Congratulations to the OC Register’s “libertarian humorist” Ron Hart for penning a column that is all at once racist, sexist, completely stupid, and manages to both wonder if Jonathan Martin is gay…
HO.LY.SHIT.WE.ARE.BAAAAAD. The Dolphins were poised to have some awesome ‘The Natural’ moment after 11 days of bullying accusations, litigation, he-said-she-said and lots of ‘splaining by Philbin, Tannehill, Incognito, Ross (no Ireland, though!). Instead, the team did that typical Dolphins thing where they had a lead late in the game and…
According to several reports, Miami Dolphins owner Stephen Ross is all but ready to hand both general manager Jeff Ireland and head coach Joe Philbin pink slips by the end of the season in the wake of the Richie Incognito controversy. The only hope the two have of keeping their…
It seems like ages ago but before the Incognito-Martin story went all Chernobyl, the Dolphins beat a good Bengals team on a Thursday night game that featured only the 3rd overtime walk-off safety in NFL history. The win came in dramatic fashion, considering the Dolphins were up by 17 points…
Another day, another serving of evidence that Richie Incognito is a giant douche potato. Back in 2012 during a Dolphins-sponsored charity golf event, a female volunteer claims that Incognito touched her private parts with a golf club, rubbed his groin against her buttocks and poured water on her face. The…
In 2011, Kevin Dineen’s first season as the Florida Panthers’ head coach, it seemed the team was ready to shake off a decade of sucking. Indeed, the Cats won their first division championship. But Dineen’s next season saw the team finish second to last in the league, and now the…
Dwyane Wade scored 29 and LeBron James had 18 Thursday night in a 102-97 Miami Heat win over the Los Angeles Clippers. The game marked the biggest test the Heat has faced this season, with many observers predicting these two teams will meet in the finals come June. Miami passed…
We’ve already made the case that in light of the Dolphins scandal involving Jonathan Martin and Richie Incognito, general manager Jeff Ireland should resign or be fired, but new reports of his ridiculous immediate response upon learning of the problem only add to that argument. When Martin’s agent called Ireland…
Apparently it’s more controversial in America to call a white man a racist than it is to call a black man a “n*gger.” When it came to light that Richie Incognito had bullied Jonathan Martin until he walked out of the Dolphins facilities to seek help, the word from inside…
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford admitted this week that he smoked crack cocaine, while mayor, in a “drunken stupor.” LeBron James was in Toronto last night for the Heat vs. Raptors game. Understandably, the only thing Torontonians, including sports reporters, can talk about is that their mayor smoked crack. James had…
It’s beginning to look like Richie Incognito’s use of racial slurs was habitual. Warren Sapp, the former Miami Hurricanes great, faced Incognito only once in his NFL career but says that during that game, Incognito called him the N-word while on the field. Sapp, however, didn’t seem particularly offended by…
Minus new Papa Chris Bosh, the Miami Heat beat the Toronto Raptors 104-95 in Toronto Wednesday night. LeBron James led the Heat with a season high 35 points, eight rebounds, and eight assists, while Dwyane Wade looked the best he has all season, notching 20 points, six rebounds, and five…
Only four players have done it in NBA history, and tonight LeBron James will likely become the fifth. Yes, LeBron could join the likes of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (who did it twice), Michael Jordan, Karl Malone, and Moses Malone as a player who has played 500 straight games in which they…
