Spring Training has barely started and already the Miami Marlins are the punchline of Major League Baseball. The team raised some eyebrows last week when word leaked that team executives were furious that the Boston Red Sox showed up to a game with a roster missing most of their star…
Ayyyyyyy dios mio! The Los Spurs dropped a biblical ass whooping on El Heat Thursday night in San Antonio, 111-87. No, no, NO me gusta! The Heat were sloppy all night, committing 20 turnovers. When you commit 20 turnovers against the Spurs, it doesn’t have to be Latin night for…
Can the Miami Marlins be any more pathetic? The team hosted the Boston Red Sox, the defending World Champions, at spring practice today and charged fans a premium price for tickets. Though, the Red Sox showed up with a lineup devoid of star power and with only two players in…
Happy belated Birthday, Burnie! Burnie, the Miami Heat mascot, celebrated his birthday with Heat fans during the Heat-Magic game Saturday night. Festivities before the game included bounce houses, face painting, inflatables, rides, interactive games and more. The first 5,000 kids in attendance Saturday night got a “Burnie face on a…
When LeBron James’ black mask made its debut most people compared it to DC Comics’ Batman, but it turns out that Marvel Comics’ wants a piece of that publicity too. Marvel Illustrator Greg Land sketched up a Captain America-like mask for LeBron and Tweeted out…
Inside the jam-packed arena, thousands held their breath and waited to learn the identity of the shadowy “Investor.” In Total Nonstop Action Wrestling’s twisting narrative, the mysterious character had been wreaking havoc for weeks with his nefarious behind-the-scenes plots. And now, millions watching at home would finally learn the truth…
Welp, that wasn’t as fun as Monday. The Heat lost a total setup of a hangover game 106-103 to the Houston Rockets Monday night. Asking the Heat to follow LeBron’s 61 point game less than 24 hours later felt a lot like the camera panning from Kendrick Lamar and Imagine…
Just when you thought it was safe to watch a random Monday night Heat versus the Bobcats game, LeBron explodes for 61 points, punting you, naked and riding a unicorn, directly into the sun. Dammit LeBron, my wife is gonna kill me. She loves unicorns. You know you had a…
The Miami Marlins are back! In Jupiter! Wait, don’t leave! I’ve got a couple things that you may want to keep an eye on in between Miami Heat games and Miami Dolphins TMZ Sports news. The Marlins aren’t entering the 2014 season with many expectations, nor much hype, but there…
After smashing his own black Ferrari and calling it a work of art, former Miami Dolphin Richie Incognito has checked himself into a psychiatric care center. TMZ reports that his admittance was not voluntary and came after the Scottsdale Police Department became involved. Incognito did accept that he needed help…
Sometimes games don’t live up to the hype. This was not one of those instances. After LeBron James broke his nose last week against the Oklahoma City Thunder, it was pretty much expected that LeBron would be stuck with an ugly face mask for the foreseeable future. Not exactly. Turns…
It’s that time of year again. The time of year where the Miami Heat pick up a player for next to nothing, insert said discounted player in the perfect role, and a few months later ask that player what ring size he prefers. It’s a Miami Heat summer tradition, like…
Marlins President David Samson was the first contestant voted off of the latest season of CBS’s Survivor last night in a moment so cosmically and comically perfect it really calls for more than just one snappy lead to this story. Here, let’s try a few: “Survivor contestants were able to…
Nothing says celebrating winning back-to-back championships in a real sport like the gift of a championship belt from a fake sport. LeBron James surprised the Heat locker room today with a replica of the World Wrestling Entertainment heavyweight championship belt for every player…
Jonathan Martin wants to play in the NFL again. He just doesn’t want to do it for the Miami Dolphins. Dolphins executives recently met with Martin’s agent and presented a possible first step toward Martin’s return to the team, but Martin decided he’d be better off going elsewhere. See also:…
It was an odd week for former Miami Dolphins athletic trainer Kevin O’Neill. After getting pink-slipped by owner Stephen Ross for his involvement in the Incognito scandal he was awarded one of his professions highest accolades. On Friday, he was given the Fain-Cain Memorial Award for Outstanding Athletic Trainer of…
We still don’t have much of a clue as to what David Beckham’s Miami MLS team will actually look like, but we do know who won’t be designing their kits: Victoria Beckham. Granted, the former pop singer turned designer is known more for cocktail dresses and purses than mesh shorts,…
Even without LeBron, the Heat proved Sunday they can still dish out the L’s. Dwyane Wade showed America exactly why the Internet has given him his newest nickname: “Chef Wade.” He baked up that good ya’ll-musta-forgot cake Sunday afternoon meal. The ingredients included: 23 points, 10 rebounds, seven assists, two…
The fact that the Miami Hurricanes are stuck playing 21 miles away from campus in Sun Life Stadium sucks. The likelihood of the team ever getting their own stadium is slim. It’s a situation without many solutions, so news that there’s at least some interest in the Hurricanes perhaps becoming…
LeBron James took a nasty shot to the grill late in last night’s 103-81 blowout of the Thunder, throwing shade all over the Heat’s impressive performance. Before LeBron hit the floor late in the fourth, he was making a lot of those MVP voters happy they used a No. 2…
The media may have been obsessed with former track star turned bobsledder Lolo Jones, but it was actually another former track star turned bobsledder who really made America proud in Sochi. Lauryn Williams, a former University of Miami track star, became only the fifth person ever to win medals in…
Former NFL player Darren Sharper currently faces two separate counts of drugging and raping women in Los Angeles. Police are also investigating similar claims in New Orleans, Arizona and Nevada. Now, Local 10 has uncovered two instances in which Sharper was accused of sexual assault in Miami Beach. One happened…
