The Marlins Are Getting Pink-and-Blue, Vice City-Style Jerseys

Believe it or not, there’s a reason to be happy with the Miami Marlins today. As one might expect, the event doesn’t have anything to do with the team’s roster or on-field performance. But today the Fish formally unveiled a new set of logos and team colors. In what is now becoming a trend for Miami sports teams, the Marlins are switching to a uniform that’s pink, blue, and black.

Five Reasons the Future Is Bright for the Miami Heat

For most Heat fans this weekend brought bad news: Disgruntled All-Star guard Jimmy Butler was traded by the Minnesota Timberwolves to the Philadelphia 76ers, rather than to the Heat. Some fans thought acquiring Butler would have returned our Vice jersey-wearing ballers back to the NBA Finals conversation. Then the Heat, an underdog…

Miami Had One of Its Worst Sports Weekends in a Long Time

Most everyone works hard all week to get to the weekend. Said weekend often involves a good dose of sports for those who choose to partake. Normally, sports provides a nice getaway. It’s something to invest in and enjoy after a long week. This past sports weekend had Miami fans…

The Five Best Assets the Miami Heat Currently Has to Offer in Trade

There is more to fielding an NBA team than just picking players. The lifeblood of a contender depends on things like good-value contracts, draft picks, and having extra currency beyond just money to spend. The teams that best manage their assets are usually champions whose success lasts. With reports that…

It’s Time for the Dolphins to Move On From Ryan Tannehill

Ryan Tannehill has had 82 games to prove himself the right man for the job. He’s been asked to drop back and throw passes for the Miami Dolphins nearly 3,000 times. He’s seen general managers, head coaches, hundreds of players, and even the stadium he plays in and the logo…

Kenny Stills Gifted a Security Guard a Football After He Accidentally Ran Over Her

The Miami Dolphins lost to the Detriot Lions 32-21 Sunday at Hard Rock Stadium. It amounted to an all-around sleepy effort in the Fins’ second game without starting quarterback Ryan Tannehill. The loss dropped them to 4-3 and, because of the Patriots’ win over the Bears, to second place in the AFC East. All in all, the Dolphins’ first seven games of the season will be remembered for blowing a chance to catapult the squad into the upper tier of AFC playoff teams.

The Marlins’ Weird, Awful Home-Run Sculpture Is Officially Leaving the Ballpark

Installing a whirling, neon home-run sculpture in cavernous, empty Marlins Park felt like putting one of those wacky, waving, inflatable tube men inside a funeral parlor. When the mediocre Marlins actually smashed a homer, the gizmo’s fish would dance, music would play, and basically no one would ever be there to witness it. It was perpetually dancing in a void, begging for one person to notice it.

Five Reasons Miami Hurricanes Will Make the College Football Playoffs

The Miami Hurricanes’ instant-classic 28-27 comeback win over the Florida State Seminoles last weekend marked the midpoint of the team’s 2018-19 season. The now-15h-ranked Canes have reeled off five straight wins since their season-opening loss to LSU, putting themselves back within striking distance of their first playoff berth.

Zapruder Analysis of a Knockout Fan Brawl at FSU-Miami

For the life of me, I’ll never understand the concept of fans getting into fights over sporting events, and let’s be honest, there are degrees of absurdity in this behavior. It’s one thing to start a brawl and risk assault charges over perceived disrespect of your professional team, standing up…

Ten Best Things in Miami Sports in 2018

There’s a New York Times best seller called The Book of Awesome written by Neil Pasricha that’s based on his award-winning website, 1000awesomethings.com. The concept of both the book and the site is simple: Pasricha writes every day about one awesome thing.

The Five Craziest Kinds of Sports Fans in Miami

Even if you’re not a fan of South Florida sports teams, you know these people. They exist in large numbers and walk among us every day. They work in your office. They ride in your Uber Pool. They’re related to you. Hell, maybe you are one of these special brands of sports fan. These are the craziest-ass sports fans in Miami. Talk crap about them at your own risk.

Miami Marlins Barely Drew More Fans This Year Than Some AAA Teams

Most Americans outside the Midwest have probably never seen an Indianapolis Indians game. The Indians are the Pittsburgh Pirates’ Minor League Baseball affiliate — they play in the AAA International League in a stadium that holds a maximum of about 14,000 people. The single most exciting thing about attending…