Lets be honest, The Office is pretty much the sitcom equivilant of the Miami Dolphins right now: Once perfect, now in the midst of their worst season ever. That didn’t stop them last night from making fun of the Miami Heat in their Halloween episode. …
Not since “Paula Deen Riding Things” has a scene in Miami taken the Internet by meme storm. After defeating the Dolphins in his first NFL career start last weekend, Tim Tebow got down on one knee, clenched a fist, and proceeded to take a quick prayer break while the rest…
There’s something rotten in Dolphinville. With the team trudging along winless, fans resorting to a “Suck for Luck” mindset, and a soon-to-be-fired Tony Sparano putting his house on the market, players on the team are understandably frustrated and lashing out like angry kids during a long car ride. Earlier this…
Sometimes we wonder how far this Suck for Luck business will go. Join us in our imagination: It’s January 1, and the Jets are visiting Sun Life for the last game of the year. The Fins are 0-16. There’s less than a minute left on the clock, and the Indianapolis…
And they say Miami Heat fans are apathetic. Pshaw! OK, so they might not go to games, even if it’s pretty easy to get good tickets for $30 with a free pizza and Coke. But when some high-falutin’ author calls them “cretins,” they will email said author to wish that…
There’s some sort of collection of men purporting to be a football team who still suit up every Sunday in the Dolphin’s traditional aqua and orange and attempt to play something vaguely resembling pro football. It’s almost cute how they’re still pretending to even compete. In their latest move they’ve…
Apparently Shaq Fu — despite a personal life that reads like bad urban fiction — hasn’t given up on his dream of being a top cop somewhere in America. Over the weekend, the New York Times published a fluffy “thirty second” interview with Shaquille O’Neal, in which he said: “I’m…
The gritty rooftop “Miami Kiwanis Club League” might be every bit as much a fantasy as the idea of seeing The Heatles destroy the NBA again before Christmastime — but damn if it doesn’t look like a hell of a fun game.Dwyane Wade dominates for a “Little Havana” team in…
With their defense flying around making plays and their offense opting for touchdowns instead of field goals, all signs pointed to the Miami Dolphins getting their first win of the season. FUCK YEA!But then Tim Tebow dialed up the Jesus, led the Denver Broncos in erasing a 15-point deficit, tied…
The great college football blight in Florida continues as not a single team from the state is in the AP poll. Before the release of the week seven poll, that hadn’t happened since 1982. Though, while the Big 3 — University of Florida, Florida State, and University Miami — now…
The Miami Heat’s big three are reportedly ready to pack their bags and head on a six-city international tour with a host of other NBA superstars during what would have been the first two weeks of the NBA season. Plans are still being worked out, but between October 30 and…
We’re not sure what’s hurting worse: Miami’s already depleted defense or North Carolina receiver Dwight Jones’ groin after he got punched in his nether regions by Miami starting defensive tackle Micanor Regis during Saturday’s game. As a result, Regis will be suspended for the next match against Georgia Tech, which…
Remember Scott Raab? The lifetime Cleveland sports fan who set out to chronicle LeBron James’ first season for Esquire only to get banned from American Airlines Arena by the Heat for calling the star “the whore of Akron”? Well, he’s been busy at work penning a book entitled, obviously, The…
Along with news that a homerun nightmare-scape will be built at the new Marlins stadium comes this: the place will include a branch of South Beach’s “sophisticated and classy” Clevelander…
Every year the ACC asks a cadre of local and national media members and representatives from member schools to make their preseason pick for who will win the Woman’s Basketball title. Every year since 1995 either Duke, North Carolina or Maryland has won. Well, not this year.The University of Miami…
Watching the Miami Dolphins is like opening a gift and expecting something other than a box full of dicks. And that box full of dicks is now 0-5 after a 24-6 loss to their hated rival New York Jets on Monday Night Football.So the bad news is, the Dolphins remain winless…
Isiah Thomas is no longer the only NBA legend shuffling around Florida International University. New York Knicks star Amar’e Stoudemire is spending his free time during the NBA lockout attending classes at the school…
In news that shouldn’t surprise anyone, The Miami Herald reports that Stephen Ross is mentally preparing to send a pink slip to both Dolphins head coach Tony Sparano and general manager Jeff Ireland. Interestingly however, Ross apparently has a bit of “Suck for Luck” fever, and is hoping to bring…
LeBron James is apparently so bored during the lockout that he’s having fun hinting at an NFL career. Of course, the fact that LeBron isn’t playing basketball right now has created a LeBron-sized news hole, and apparently we’re all just going to run with these NFL fantasies. In fact, trading…
After 27 years, Dan Marino’s record for most yards in a single season is expected to be overtaken. Even Marino admits as much. But another Marino record will almost surely be broken this year.With 116 wins together with the Dolphins, Marino and Don Shula hold he NFL record for most…
Is Pete Carroll trying to recruit LeBron James? Just days after the Miami Heat stat took to his Twitter to hint that maybe, possibly he was thinking about an NFL career, the Seattle Seahawks coach replied with a custom LeBron jersey…
With college football legend Howard Schnellenberger set to end his storied career at the end of the season, Florida Atlantic University is officially on the hunt for a successor. Could they be replacing one former University of Miami head coach with another? Randy Shannon is apparently near the top of…
