You probably know by now that Back to the Future II predicted that there would be a baseball team using the name “Miami” as their home signifier, but did another movie predict the Miami Marlin’s new uniforms?The 1998 box office bomb BASEketball, staring South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey…
The Nevin Shapiro scandal may have left all those folks talking up the Hurricanes football program as an upstanding group of brainy, good two-shoed scholars eating crow, but you better believe Donna Shalala is still dead-set on keeping up the school’s academic reputation.Maybe that’s why its likely the team is…
Miami Dolphins wide receiver Brandon Marshall has found himself on the wrong side of the law yet again. This time, it’s for allegedly not paying a hefty cab fair. Marshall was not arrested in the incident, but was handcuffed and put in the back of a Broward County Sheriff’s deputy…
A few weeks ago, we told you that Miami Marlins mascot Billy the Marlin would return with a new color scheme, and lamented, “Hopefully we don’t have to worry about an 8-foot tall orange sports fish walking around the stadium.”Well, the new Billy is finally here, and its not quite…
New Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen hasn’t been in town for that long, but is it possible he’s been looking through past Miami New Times covers for photo shoots? He’s pictured on the cover of the newest edition of ESPN The Magazine in a full on kiss with his pet…
The members of the ’72 Miami Dolphins haven’t gotten a chance yet to pop champagne, as the Green Bay Packers have remained undefeated with little signs of slowing down. Could Perfectville soon have a population of two?These are dark days in Dolphinland, as they have been for much of the…
With the exact makeup of NBA’s post-lock out rosters unknown, making any super informed predictions about the upcoming abbreviated season is sort of a shot in the dark. Though, with Dwyane Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh on the Heat, picking them to win the NBA championship is likely your…
Cleveland-raised Esquire scribe Scott Raab’s LeBron James-bashing book, The Whore of Akron– which at one point wishes a career-ending injury upon the basketball superstar– got the author’s media credentials revoked from Miami Heat home games. It also earned him an inbox full of threats from South Floridians. Now, Raab believes,…
Say good bye to Mike Miller Heat fans. He’ll likely be the team’s biggest casualty following the new deal reached between players and owners. Miller made headlines earlier this month by putting his South Florida home on the market, and it’s looking like that wasn’t such hasty move. …
It’s a holiday miracle! NBA players and owners have reached a tentative deal to save the NBA season. Training camp and the free agency period will begin on December 9, with the first games to start on Christmas day. That means that the previously scheduled December 25 match up of…
Last year the Miami Hurricanes finished a pathetically mediocre season with an embarrassing home loss to an inferior opponent and fired their head coach. This year they finished yet another pathetically mediocre season with an embarrassing home loss to an inferior opponent and gave their head coach a four year…
Want to know what a man with a multi-million dollar Miami Heat contract serves his family on Thanksgiving? It probably wasn’t all that different from what you ate yesterday. LeBron James, an occasional over-sharer, decided to tweet a video of his family’s Turkey Day spread yesterday…
Your Miami Dolphins played in yesterday’s Thanksgiving Day game against the Dallas Cowboys and lost, ending their three-game winning streak and putting their playoff hopes on life support with someone standing by ready to smother it with a pillow. The Dolphins defense did what it could, intercepting Tony Romo twice…
Getting scantily clad women to play basketball while wearing stripper heels is either a shrewd business move in the face of the NBA lockout or a recipe for some very disastrous ankle injuries.Regardless, the girls of Tootsie’s Cabaret in Miami Gardens are going to give it a shot as part…
Well, we know how Chris Bosh has been spending his lock-out time: making babies.The Miami Heat star and his wife of about six months, Adrienne Williams, are expecting their first child together…
The University of Miami is no stranger to being honored by Playboy. Over the years, the school has picked up the mag’s best party school designation quite a few times and now the football team gets the nod as the 9th best college football team of the college era (a…
For almost the past nine years, at least one former player for the Miami Hurricanes has scored a touchdown in a regular season NFL game. That historic streak came to an end last night. After U alums went scoreless on Sunday, the sole Cane playing in Monday Night Football, nose…
As the NBA lockout drags on, fears grow that local stars like Dwayne Wade and LeBron James will spend the next nine months playing overseas or, even worse, on weird tours through the Midwest. LeBron has even hinted that he might swap the hardcourt for the gridiron.But will he go…
Dhafir Harris, AKA Dada 5000, king of back-yard fights, has plenty to be thankful for. Three years ago, the Perrine native decided being a member of Kimbo Slice’s entourage wasn’t for him, so he set out to become the P.T. Barnum of Miami’s back-yard fighting circuit. We chronicled the early…
The Heat’s LeBron James and Dwyane Wade are about to embark on a “homecoming tour” of charity games with several other NBA stars. Unfortunately for us, “homecoming” does not mean another charity game in Florida. Instead, the four-city tour will include James’s and Wade’s actual hometowns of Akron and Chicago,…
A few months ago, Yahoo! Sports’ piece about claims made by convicted Ponzi schemer and Miami Hurricanes booster Nevin Shapiro put the phrase death penalty on a lot of folks’ lips. As the months have passed, though, there’s little indication that the NCAA’s punishment will be so severe. Sure, the…
The Miami Dolphins beat the struggling Buffalo Bills yesterday 35-8, with help from a defense that hasn’t allowed a touchdown in 12 consecutive quarters. Miami’s defense created turnovers, set up touchdowns for the offense, and scored a special teams touchdown, suddenly making the Dolphins the hottest team in football outside of Green…
