Since taking control of the Miami Dolphins, team owner Stephen Ross has set his eye on a lot of things.He wanted a superstar coach with head coaching experience. He got an unproven offensive coordinator. He wants a Super Bowl. All he’s got is a first-round playoff exit. He wants public…
Sure, it was the Nets. And sure, they’re amongst the worst defenses in the NBA. But holy shitsnacks, it was awesome seeing Chris Bosh back in the Heat fold, dropping his silky smooth jumpers in honor of his dearly departed GloJean and turning Kris Humphries into a human-sized lump of…
The first round of voting in our Miami Mascot Madness Tournament is now in the history books. On one side of the bracket we had two big blow outs. On the other side we had two face-offs that went down to the wire, with each mascot pulling ahead at one…
In April 2011, former Chicago Bears star Dave Duerson killed himself in his Sunny Isles apartment, his brain racked by football injuries. The once proud and successful businessman was six months into the bankruptcy process. His suicide– shooting himself in the chest to preserve his brain for dementia testing which…
Guess the lion was a Dolphins fan.Miami native, (ugh) current New England Patriot player, and possibly the most interesting football player in the world Chad Ochocinco put on his good clothes and decided to head out for a charity function in Miami Beach on Saturday. This of course being Miami,…
You know by now how we feel about the Marlins’ horrendously ugly robotic home run sculpture. It’s a horrid affront to all that is good taste and aesthetic decency. But we’re not the only ones who have problems with it. Some Marlins players have expressed concerns and worry that the…
It’s an exciting time in South Florida sports. Both the Heat and Panthers appear to be making strong runs at the playoffs. The UM Women’s Basketball team is sure to be a threat in the official March Madness (and the men might make it too). The Dolphins are in the…
Kobe Bryant and his broken face scored 33 points, as he and the Lakers took down the Miami Heat 93-83 yesterday, handing Miami their second consecutive loss.It was the first meeting between L.A. and Miami since Dwyane Wade inadvertently broke Kobe’s nose during a hard foul in the All Star…
The deal to finance the new Marlins stadium isn’t the only thing fishy about the place. The giant aquarium behind home plate has been populated by its first fishy resident. Check out video bellow…
When an SBNation.com reporter tweeted a picture of Marlins outfielders Logan Morrison and Bryan Petersen sharing a bubble bath together, we were kind of puzzled. Well, we think we might finally have some answers on how the pic came to be.See, Morrison and Petersen have partnered with SBNation to star in an…
I guess Queens-native Nicki Minaj is a New York Knicks fan, because rap’s fiercest rapstress take aim at Chris Bosh in the latest track leaked from her new album Roman Reloaded.Poor Chris Bosh. Dude can’t catch a break…
Perhaps no sports gossip in recent memory has persisted as long and as strong as the rumor that LeBron James’ mom Gloria had an affair with her son’s former Cleveland Cavaliers teammate Delonte West. In part, the rumors stuck around so long because no one involved was exactly denying it,…
The Miami Hurricanes have a painful habit of front-loading the early weeks of their schedule with difficult games, and the just-released 2012 agenda is no different. The Canes start their season off with three of their first four on the road including tough trips to Kansas State and Georgia Tech.The…
For the past month or so, we’ve all had Jeremy Lin spewed on our faces, whether we wanted it or not. Turn on your TV: LIN! Tune into your favorite radio station: LIN! Log on to twitter: LIN! The Republican debates: LIN! Jump in the shower: LIN! Your morning cereal…
Somewhere in Florida there is a business named Omeranz & Landsma whose owner, whoever he or she may be, has just the worst sense of humor in all the Sunshine State. Even worse than Connie Mack’s campaign manager!Omeranz’s owner attended a charity auction hosted by Marlins president David Samson where…
It’s hard to believe that just a month ago, Jeremy Lin was hanging on to his spot on the New York Knicks’ roster by a mere thread. The struggling team was considering cutting him. He traveled with the team to Miami on January 27th. He didn’t play a single minute…
“Don’t let my Saturday night go to a waste. Come on man, don’t say that if you simply lose it will be a waste of your night. Come on man, you’ll be dunking against rookies and stuff. It encourages other stuff, and stuff. All right, man? Come on.” Such is…
Most bracketologists had been expecting the Miami Hurricane’s men’s basketball team to sneak into the NCAA tournament as a lower seed, perhaps even tasked with the fate of having to win a play-in game. Still, it would have been the ‘Canes first appearance in the NCAA tourney since 2008, and…
The Miami Heat just won their seventh-straight game. Dwyane Wade has been a one-man wrecking ball during that time.And last night, in the Heat’s 120-108 victory over the visiting Sacramento Kings, D-Wade brought his game to new ball-mashing mayhem heights, scoring 30 points on 11-of-16 shooting, getting three steals, and…
Tomorrow night, the New York Knicks– led by Asian American Harvard Grad™ Jeremy Lin– come to Miami to take on the Heat. Lin’s quick rise to prominence hasn’t exactly brought out the best in America. Fox’s Jason Whitlock made that penis size joke. ESPN had the “Chink in the Armor” headline…
Smell that sizzling animal fat? That freshly greased leather and those brand new jock straps? Baseball is back, baby. And it’s going to be a hell of year for America’s favorite pastime here in Miami.Your hated enraging taxpayer-duping newly rechristened Miami Marlins begin spring training today. What better time for…
The Miami Dolphins will have no more Chads hanging around next season. According to the Sun-Sentinel, the Dolphins are expected to part ways with quarterback Chad Henne officially next month. He now joins the long list of Dolphins QBs who’ve failed to live up to the legend of Dan Marino…
