OK, it’s been established the Heat are crappy on the West Coast during the regular season. We get it.The Miami Heat fell 107-100 to the Los Angeles Clippers last night on a night where Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh were nowhere to be found and very little fucks were to…
Jeffrey Loria hasn’t opened his mouth much after he turned the Miami Marlins into a Triple-A team last night, and when he has, it’s like an entire bag of dicks fell out. He’s stubbornly refusing to explain what the hell is actually going on with the Marlins, and just telling…
Jeffrey Loria is a liar. This is well documented. After years of claiming poverty while begging for ballpark handouts, leaked documents showed that, nope, the Marlins were actually one of baseball’s most profitable franchises.So why in the name of Conine did anyone believe Loria when he said the new Marlins…
One year after the taxpayers of Miami-Dade gave Jeffrey Loria a brand new, $515 million ballpark, he’s already given up even pretending to field a major league baseball team. In one of the largest salary dumps in the history of baseball, the Marlins are reportedly shipping basically every player on…
Looks like Ryan Tannehill could use some extra cash. He’s renting himself out for the low, low price of just $5,000-an-hour. Of course, all money exchanged between consenting adults is for time and companionship only. Whatever happens during the time, happens…
Much like a gossip blog, the Miami Hurricanes have been chugging along with scandals, crime and epic fails for the past few years, so head coach Al Golden pretty much hit it on the head when he said, “It’s been TMZ since I’ve been here.”…
Somewhere in Tallahassee, someone in the FSU athletics department is drafting up the open letter Jimbo Fisher is going to send out apologizing for using the word “retarded.”You see, Fisher is pretty frustrated with the BCS rankings, and decided to drop the R word to describe the system…
So how good do you feel about Jeff Ireland and the Dolphins’ talent level today?Two weeks after a convincing victory over a floundering Jets team, the Dolphins are 4-5 and facing “must win” scenarios for most of their remaining seven games in order to salvage the season after getting completely…
After two weeks on the road, the Dolphins are back home to face a 3-6 Titans team that ranks near the bottom of the NFL standings on both offense and defense and is a team mired in uncertainty about its future. Will our passing defense display the tenacity of a…
With 34 years on his relatively skinny frame, the Miami Heat’s Shane Battier may not be the most physically intimidating power forward in the NBA, but damn it if he’s not one of smartest. The Duke-educated (it’s the Harvard of the south, you know …) Battier is so sure of…
Your WORLD CHAMPION Miami Heat took on the newly-relocated Brooklyn Nets last night and proceeded to obliterate those Brooklyn/New Jersey/Whatever fools 103-73, proving that even if you move from a shitty state to a less shitty city borough, it doesn’t change the fact that your squad is infinitely inferior to…
Did you see Reggie Bush’s amazing, zig-zaggy touch down run in the second quarter on Sunday against the Indianapolis Colts? Well, Fox analyst Terry Bradshaw did, and in a poor choice of words, described Bush as running like “he was chasing that bucket of chicken.” Whoops…
On Friday, we stressed that the Dolphins pass defense needed to show up on Sunday if the team had any hope of taking down the Colts. Clearly, Defensive Coordinator Kevin Coyle needs to start reading our posts along with his morning coffee because the Dolphins pass defense was absolute refried…
The Miami Hurricanes aren’t quite bowl eligible just yet, but last night they shook off a three-game losing streak and delivered an epic 30-12 smackdown to the Virginia Tech Hokies. The worst of their schedule is behind them (including loses to three teams in currently in the BCS top 10),…
This Sunday the Dolphins travel to Indianapolis to play the Colts and Andrew Luck — the girl many Dolphins fans wanted to take to the prom, but she was too unattainable so she laughed in our faces in front of the whole cafeteria as chocolate milk sprayed out of our…
The Miami Marlins have hired a new manager to replace the ousted Ozzie Guillen, and he’s no stranger to the club. Mike Redmond made his major league debut as a catcher for the Marlins back in 1998 and played with the team through 2004. He’ll now return as the team’s…
Sometimes being in the ACC seems like sitting at the dorks’ table in the cafeteria, but then you realize the conference is such a mediocre mess that even with a 3-2 conference record, you still have a path to being king of the dorks’ table.Whether or not Miami will still…
Aqui lo que importa es el CASH! Oh my, that is pretty. Isn’t that pretty, Celtics/Knicks/Lakers fans? Look at that beautiful thing. How fuckin’ glorious.Your Miami Heat received these lovely, diamond-encrusted CHAMPIONSHIP rings last night just before their 120-107 dismantling of last year’s Eastern Conference runner-up / team from Douchebag…
With the kickoff of the NBA season tonight, LeBron James finally will be presented with his long-awaited championship ring. He’ll also be dressed to match with a special gold edition of his signature Nike sneakers…
Former Miami Hurricanes All-American and NFL player Bryant McKinnie denies he owes money to two Miami strip clubs despite a lawsuit filed by Charles “Pop” Young, the father of rapper Trick Daddy. Young’s suit alleges that McKinnie failed to pay on a $375,000 strip club tab…
With the SUPER COLOSSAL ZOMG! CYCLO-SNOW-FRANKEN-PERFECT-MEGA-SUPER-BLABLAZO STORM OF THE MILLENIUM bearing down on the Northeast, the Dolphins crushed the hated Jets 30-9 and rode out of town just before the storm stranded them. Bad. Assssss…
Your Miami Dolphins, fresh off their bye week, travel to New Jersey to take on the dirty, stinkin’ Jets in that cesspool of filth they call a stadium in the Meadowlands. Let’s look at five keys for this Sunday’s matchup:…
