With a matchup between Nick Satan and the preachy half of the Catholics vs Convicts rivalry, South Florida would have been perfectly happy if an epic bout of Montezuma’s revenge had cancelled the whole BCS title game last night. Unfortunately for the rest of the country, only one of the…
The reason your hairs are standing up on your neck? Former Dolphins coach Nick Saban is back in town. He returns tonight to the same stadium where he coached the Miami Dolphins through two unremarkable seasons to lead Alabama, the team he left for, in the BCS championship.It wasn’t quite…
Shane Battier: great three-point shooter. Horrible singer.That didn’t stop the Miami Heat forward from belting out the theme from The Love Boat on YouTube to promote his upcoming star-studded karaoke-themed charity gala…
Apparently Udonis Haslem was getting sick of sharing the “Mayor of Miami” nickname with Trick Daddy and Real Housewife Lea Black (in addition to, you know, the actual mayor of Miami), so he’s decided on a new handle. The Miami Heat star would now like to only be known as…
Ron Turner’s Wikipedia page surely got a traffic spike this morning as FIU Golden Panthers fans tried to figure who the hell exactly the team had hired as their new coach.Yes, after the surprise firing of Mario Cristobal, Athletic Director Pete Garcia has chose Ron Turner, a man with a…
As if things couldn’t get worse for ex-NFLer Chad Johnson, Santa delivered some coal in his stocking on Christmas day in the form of pictures taken from a leaked sex time posted online. Johnson, who was kicked off the Dolphins roster this fall after a high profile domestic violence arrest,…
So remember when Gloria James, LeBron James’ mother, had herself a hell of a time at the LIV nightclub at the Fontainebleau in April 2011, stumbled out and after waiting over 30 minutes for a valet to get her car, she got so upset she slapped the guy? Well, the…
Venjah Hunte, one of the men currently sitting behind bars in connection with the murder of Washington Redskins and former University of Miami star Sean Taylor, has issued a two-and-a-half page apology for his part in the high-profile crime.”To begin I would like to send my deepest apology to the…
While Marlins assistant general manager Dan Jennings insists the team isn’t actively looking to sell its lone remaining star Giancarlo Stanton, he is publicly stating that if the right deal came along the team would be open to unload him. Which is sort of like sitting on a street corner…
Tonight, the Orange Bowl, once one of the premier college bowl games in the land, continues its sad slope into mediocrity by featuring the champion of the worst big conference that will actually exist in a few years (sorry Big East) and a BCS buster no one cared about or…
Sunday’s action featured the incredible story of an extraordinary athlete’s return from a horrific injury to come back against all odds, put his team on his back and lead that now playoff-bound team to victory just as the hero himself nearly broke one of the most coveted records in NFL…
Dwyane Wade will sit out one game without pay after the NBA reviewed an incident in the Heat’s game against the Charlotte Bobcats in which Wade apparently kicked Ramon Sessions in the nuts. Wade will serve the suspension tonight while his team takes on the Detroit Pistons…
What the what? LeBron James, perhaps the most recognizable athlete on the planet, won his first NBA championship after two years of non-stop media and public scrutiny. But, America didn’t think it was that big of a deal. According to a new Marist poll of sports fans, the Heat’s win…
Swag: What is it? Where did it come from? Who invented it? How do you know if you have or not? These are some of the greatest mysteries of our brave new YOLO era.Well, LeBron James has answered at least one of these questions. He claims professional wrestling Ric Flair…
The Miami Heat’s Dwyane Wade isn’t known for his dirty play, but last night he may have delivered one of the lowest blows known to man. Not just in sports, but in general.Because it kind of looked like he kicked the Charlotte Bobcats’ Ramon Sessions square in the nuts last…
Another Pro Bowl, another year in which the Miami Hurricanes have more former players selected than the Miami Dolphins had current players selected.The ‘Canes had six alumni selected to the star-studded game, which ties with Tennessee for the most from any college program…
The Miami Dolphins hinted earlier this year that they might soon change their logo, and at first we figured the change would only be minimal. After all, the team has been using variations of the same basic “jumping helmeted dolphins in the sun” motif for its entire existence, but then…
The Miami Dolphins didn’t have the best Christmas week: Despite smothering the Bills on Sunday, they were knocked out of the playoffs yet again when the Bengals later won. But the team can at least take comfort that their holidays weren’t nearly as awful as two former Fins stars.Loudmouth linebacker…
The Miami Dolphins trounced the Bills yesterday behind a 3 TD day from Reggie “LaMontelle Pussyhammer” Bush, a balls-up performance from Reshad Jones and an efficient day from Ryan Tannehill that saw the rookie join the 3,000-yard club for the season. However, a few hours later the Fins found out…
Last week, the Dolphins managed to put their season on life support with a strong performance against a terrible Jags team. With a 6-8 record, the Dolphins have a roughly .0000000000081% chance of getting into the playoffs if certain scenarios play out. JOY!…
After selling off just about every player with anything resembling major league talent, the Miami Marlins have actually signed someone. Yes, they’re bringing in two-time All-Star third baseman Placido Polanco, but the deal is only for a single season…
Riptide used to live four blocks from the office and still sometimes drove to work just to sit in front of a computer. LeBron James lives in Coconut Grove and bikes to the American Airlines Arena for most home games, and then plays 40-plus minutes of high intensity basketball. Riptide…
