Miami-Dade Seeks to Officially Ban Bestiality and Animal Porn

After years of skittering its feet, Florida legislature finally formally outlawed sex between animals and humans in 2011. The Miami-Dade County Commission however really wants to drive the point home that beastiality is not welcomed here, and is poised to consider a 300 word update to its animal-cruelty ordinance. Proposed by…

Marco Rubio Won’t Say if He’d Order Confederate Flags Down

When Jeb Bush was governor, Florida was roiled with the kind of debate that only happens in Deep South states with long histories of Civil War strife and segregation. As activists pushed for Florida to stop flying the Confederate flag — a symbol of racism to many African-Americans — Bush…

Jeb’s Biggest Fan? Haitian Granny, Power Broker Lucy Orlando

In a sea of Jeb supporters at his announcement Monday, Lucy Orlando stood out as a particularly impassioned. The 71-year-old grandmother of nine was decked in a red T-shirt of Jeb’s smiling face above “We love you, Jeb! From the Lucy Orlando Team.” “Jeb is Unique…He loves people…He loves education…

Jeb Bush Slow Jammed the News with Jimmy Fallon

The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, television’s premier place for people more famous than they are funny, played host to newly minted Presidential candidate Jeb Bush last night, and the former Florida Governor did more than just sit on the couch for an interview. He joined Fallon for a special…

Immigration Reform Activists Disrupt Jeb’s Presidential Announcement

Hundreds of signs were sprawled inside Miami-Dade College’s Kendall campus Monday afternoon for Jeb Bush’s presidential announcement. On one side they read “!Jeb! 2016” and on the other “#TodosPorJeb.” But 20 minutes into Jeb’s big announcement, it became clear that todos were not por Jeb. In a single row atop…

Jeb’s “New” Logo Gets Trashed by Internet

Jeb Bush unfilled his new campaign logo this weekend ahead of his official entrance into the presidential field, and it shouldn’t be anything new to any longtime Floridians. It’s essentially just an update of the same “Jeb!” logo he’s been using for every race since 1994. Asking my father what…

Jeb Bush’s Miami Dade College Announcement: What You Need to Know

Jeb Bush has spent months as a not-quite presidential candidate, leading most early polls while raking in unprecedented hundreds of millions in cash — all conveniently outside the bounds of campaign fundraising laws, since he wasn’t officially a contender yet. That charade ends today as Miami’s favorite dynastic politician finally makes…

Rick Scott Signs 24-Hour Abortion Wait Period, ACLU Sues

Republicans in Tallahassee have slowly chipped away at women’s ability to easily access abortion services in the state of Florida, and this year they were successful in following the lead of a number of other Republican controlled states by passing a bill that requires woman to undergo counseling 24 hours…

Jon Stewart Actually Defended Marco Rubio on The Daily Show

The New York Times recent odd reports of Marco Rubio’s traffic tickets and personal finances have caused something quite odd. Even the most progressive voices are rallying around Rubio to critique the Times’ stories. Last night even John Stewart got into the fun last night, wondering, “How is this frontage…

Alan Grayson Seems to Be Gearing Up to Run for Senate

Is Rep. Alan Grayson about to shake up the 2016 Florida Senate race? He’s just staffed up with a formidable election team, singled out Rep. Patrick Murphy, a moderate Democrat who is already in the race, in a news release, and recent polls show he could indeed have a shot…