Hugo Chavez Extradites Luis Posada Carriles Crony to Cuba

Accused terrorist Luis Posada Carriles has been awaiting trial for more than a year. But prosecutors keep delaying the damn thing, and Venezuela wants to see some blood already. Today a judge there decided to do the next best thing and extradited a close associate of Carriles’s, Francisco Chávez Abarca (no…

Has Air Conditioning Ruined America?

Perhaps no human invention has influenced the history of Miami more than air conditioning. It helped fuel our population boom, and without it, this place would be an inhospitable heat trap with average indoor temperatures suitable only for nude Bikram yoga. So, yeah, air conditioning is pretty great, but did you know…

USC Releases Seantrel Henderson from Letter of Intent

University of South California coach Lane Kiffin announced today that he’s releasing highly recruited offensive lineman Seantrel Henderson from his Letter of Internet with the school. It’s still possible that after all that he could decided to play with the Trojans. Though, it’s looking more and more likely that he…

Rick Scott Cannot Salsa: Is His Governor Candidacy Doomed?

Billionaire Republican gubernatorial candidate Rick Scott visited the Little Havana Activities Center today to schmooze with Miami’s older Cuban-American constituency. He kept your abuelos entertained by playing dominoes, and he danced with your abuelas. Shockingly, though, Scott cannot dance. His moves are about as stiff as a domino. Is his…