SYSTEM ERROR: Heat Defy Odds Against Celtics in Conference Finals
ESPN’s prediction engine has at least one fatal flaw – it’s impossible to quantify the feats Jimmy Butler can achieve when the playoffs arrive.
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Panthers Grant Fans Sleep-In Permission Slip After Historic Playoff Win
The Panthers gave fans permission to sleep in after the team eked out a win over the Hurricanes in a historic four-overtime game.
Meet Dr. Deep Sea, Florida Professor Who Just Broke World Record for Living Underwater
From the sea-bottom lodge where he just broke the world record for longest stint living underwater, Joseph Dituri told New Times about his work with director James Cameron, how he uses the marine bathroom, and the effect that two months of isolation has had on his mental state.
PEN America, Penguin Random House Sue Florida School District Over Book Bans
The lawsuit says this Florida school district is removing books simply because they feature gay characters.
Miami Police Seek Leads on Woman Accused of Drugging Man, Stealing $600K Worth of Jewelry
Be on the lookout for a busty woman with a very expensive wristwatch.
High-Rising: Little Santo Domingo Makes the Endangered Communities List
“Wynwood is running out of space and they are coming here,” the owner of Nitin Bakery in the Little Santo Domingo district tells New Times.
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Buzzkill: Florida Attorney General Wants to Weed Out Pot Legalization Measure
Attorney General Ashley Moody has filed to prevent Trulieve-sponsored Smart & Safe Florida recreational cannabis initiative from reaching 2024 general election ballot.
Florida Parent Who Reported Classroom Disney Movie Believes God Put Her on School Board
Shannon Rodriguez believes she is carrying out a religious duty through her work on the Hernando County school board.
Grand Jury Indicts Bay Harbor Islands’ Longtime Town Attorney on Federal Fraud Charges
Craig Sherman served as Bay Harbor Islands’ attorney for more than 40 years before he was accused of defrauding clients out of millions of dollars.
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Man About Town: Mayor Suarez Lives It Up at Formula 1 2023
Mayor Suarez was present at a host of swanky Formula 1 events. But on whose dime?
Indigenous Advocates Gather to Protect Ancient Relics at Related Group High-Rise Site
“Educating is much more productive than just being an angry mob and creating tension,” the walk’s organizer Betty Osceola says.
NFL Schedule Unveiled: Dolphins Face Jetlag, Unforgiving Season
The Dolphins will have to fight off jet lag and a barrage of high-level opponents to make it back to the playoffs this year.
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Miami Man Paralyzed After Taser to the Back During Police Chase (VIDEO)
A misdemeanor police chase ended in tragedy after a Miami-Dade officer deployed his taser into the back of the fleeing suspect.
Basabe Fires Back, Likens Cousin to “Cockroach” Over Land Rover Lawsuit
“These cockroaches will continue to creep through the cracks,” snaps Florida Rep. Fabián Basabe, as a family business dispute spills into court.
The DeSantis Plan to Euthanize “Woke” Florida 2023: An Updated Scorecard
Can Florida survive the governor’s presidential aspirations?
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Anti-Semitic Conspiracy Peddlers Removed From ReAwaken America Tour Stop in Miami (UPDATED)
ReAwaken America speakers at Trump National Doral May 12-13 will address topics like “Jeffrey Epstein 101” and “Are COVID Vaccines Now Being Put Inside Our Food?”
Florida Feds Charge Alleged Mexican Cartel Associate With U.S. Crypto Money-Laundering Scheme
Associates of one of Mexico’s most violent cartels were driving around the country with millions of dollars in drug money while unwittingly being tracked by the feds, according to a federal affidavit.
Dirty Coke Binge, Sexual Roleplay Cited in Brickell Wall-Tearing Incident (VIDEO)
An alleged binge on bad coke in Brickell culminated with a man trying to claw through a bathroom wall into a neighboring apartment.
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Prosecutors Say Miami-Dade Police Officer Scammed Federal Loan Program
A onetime Miami-Dade officer is at least the third current or former South Florida policeman to be charged with federal loan fraud since last June.
Lawsuit: Fabián Basabe Has My Land Rovers!
“I thought I was getting some really cool cars that my really cool friends would wanna just buy…”
Mayor Suarez Presents Keys to City to YouTube Pranksters the Nelk Boys
For more than a decade, the Nelk Boys have inspired frat bros across America.
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Vulgar-O-Meter: Study Reveals Favorite Expletives Used by Miami Sports Teams’ Fans
The vulgar-o-meter study is a highly sophisticated measure of just how naughty the potty mouths are on various sports teams’ fans.