Dolphins Lose Sixth Home Game of Season, Playoffs are DOA

With Sunday’s 17-14 loss to the lowly Buffalo Bills, it looks like the Miami Dolphins have managed to cobble together yet another season of rampant incompetence.The loss killed whatever feeble hopes Miami had on making the playoffs, putting their record at 7-7 and giving them their sixth home loss of…

Miami Central Reigns Supreme

There is special providence in a last-second field goal.After losing its first game of the season in a heartbreaker in Georgia, Miami Central came full circle last night, defeating Orlando Dr. Phillips 42-27 for the first state football trophy in school history.It was the Rocket’s 14th straight win. Strangely enough,…

Shocking Finding: Retirees Love Florida

Florida really is Heaven’s waiting room. According to a new study by Portfolio.com, the Sunshine State is by far the most popular destination for retirees, which has major implications as the gigantic baby boomer population continues to enter retirement age. The good news for Miamians who hate old people: Miami…

305 Photo of the Day: iSkyline

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Introducing the New Disqus Commenting System

We know how much you love the Captcha commenting system now in use on Riptide. Who doesn’t enjoy struggling to read nonsensical phrases to prove they aren’t evil robots. We hate to break it to you, but Captcha is going away. Riptide and the other Miami New Times blogs are…

Top Ten New Times Covers of the Year

The peek out at you from practically every street corner in the city. They’re sometimes the most talked about thing in town. They’re our covers. In a feature on our art director Pam Shavalier earlier this year, the Society of Publications Designers said that our “creative, highly-original set of covers, [created]…

Miami Police Shoot Another Suspect In Liberty City (Update)

City of Miami police have shot a suspect armed with a shotgun in Liberty City, leaving the man seriously wounded — and giving Chief Miguel Exposito a new round of questions to answer about violence in the neighborhood.Update: The suspect, who died overnight, has been identified as 22-year-old Brandon Foster…

A Posner Family Christmas Card, in Your New Times Next Week

Christmas in Miami just wouldn’t feel right without an ode to the super-rich who set the pace for the rest of us. Like crazed, drunken fireflies they flit amongst us in their bling, buying Brittos and screaming about “shutting clubs down” when snubbed at the velvet rope.So in honor of…

Miami Central Rockets 48 Minutes Away from First State Football Title

Watching high school sports is a lesson in physics. On fields, courts, and diamonds, the potential energy of shy teenagers explodes into the kinetic prowess of emerging stars.Tomorrow night in Orlando, the Miami Central Rockets will attempt to convert their Liberty City dreams into the school’s first ever state football…

Florida Judge Worried Obama Might Make Us All Buy Broccoli

A federal judge today began hearing arguments in outgoing Florida Attorney General Bill McCollum’s lawsuit against the Federal Government, which alleges that forcing citizens to buy health insurance is unconstitutional. The trial is expected to be an in-depth, mature and scholarly proceeding… oh, wait, never mind. The judge is already…

305 Photo of the Day: Grasp

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