Anti-LeBron Documentary Gets Funding Through Kickstarter

Because LeBron hate apparently can’t be contained to the internet, sports pages, radio, and ESPN, a new documentary hoping to chronicle “NBA superstar LeBron James’ first season with the Miami Heat, through the eyes of the fans he left behind,” has just meet its goal on Kickstarter. Yep, LeBron hate is…

Miami Mother Arrested for Abandoning Disabled Son at SeaWorld

Rosa Marie Pou, 44 of Miami, was arrested yesterday after allegedly abandoning her severely disabled son at the SeaWorld amusement park in Orlando and then laughing about it. Her son has severe mental and developmental disabilities, and police originally thought he was about 8-years-old when they found him alone in…

Miami Makes List of Top Ten Grinchiest Cities

The Daily Beast has giving us a new listicle gift for the holidays (listicles are basically the internet equivalent of fruit cake) and apparently Miami is the country’s 10th “Grinchiest” city. Which means we apparently hate Christmas so very, very much. We apparently neither buy each other enough gifts, donate…

Miami Dolphins Promotion Includes Free Yarmulke

Jews love a deal (not to imply any sort of hurtful stereotype, because let’s be honest people of all ethnic and religious backgrounds love a deal. There is something wrong with you if you don’t). Jews also love the Miami Dolphins (again regardless of identity, there is something wrong with…

Famed Miami Tower Sells for $105.5 Million

How much does it cost to own the jewel of Downtown Miami’s skyline? A cool $105.5 million. The Miami Tower (up until last year known as the Bank of America tower) is undoubtedly the signature of the skyline, and is now owned by I&G Miami LLC, a group backed my…

Lingerie Football Brawl: Miami Caliente Game Ends in Fisticuffs

We can debate the merits of the Lingerie Football league all we want, but there’s no question that the competition is real. This Friday’s game between the Miami Caliente and the Tampa Bay Breeze erupted in straight up fisticuffs. Wait, with the Dolphins stuck in permanent suck and the Hurricanes…

Teddy Bridgewater Commits to Louisville, Spurning Canes

Al Golden has only been in charge of the Miami Hurricanes for a week, and he’s already lost a major recruiting battle. Teddy Bridgewater, the quarterback for Miami Northwestern and rated the number two best quarterback prospect in the country by Rivals.com, has committed to the University of Louisville. Bridgewater…