Miami is One of the Angriest Cities in America

Nothing pisses us off more than these statisically-flawed, silly little city rankings lists. Just in the past few weeks we’ve learned that Miami is one of America’s most rude, vain, and miserable cities. Fittingly, Men’s Health now tells us that when it comes to anger issues we’re in the top…

Eddie House’s “Big Balls” Dance: The Origins

It’s pretty fun watching South Florida’s daily newspapers try to describe the “crotch-related gesture” that got Miami Heat guard Eddie House fined this week. Or, more specifically, not try– because the Herald can’t get away with saying “testicles” unless it’s a cancer-related story, and even El Nuevo Herald apparently can’t…

Jaime Bayly is dying

Jaime Bayly’s Mega TV studio is a sparse, alien world. A pair of solitary white chairs sits on a slightly elevated stage. Two freshly poured glasses of water, sweating under the spotlights, are placed on a tiny table. The talk show star’s last name is spelled out in giant, glowing…

Luke for mayor

Luther Campbell wants to be Miami-Dade County’s new mayor. The Miami New Times columnist and former 2 Live Crew frontman is looking ahead to the March 15 vote on recalling present Mayor Carlos Alvarez. In an extended column this week, he reveals his game plan for a campaign that should…

Animal-rights commando goes after Santeria sacrifices

Richard “Kudo” Couto is the Bruce Wayne of animal rights. He’s independently wealthy, has plenty of cool toys, is completely fearless and dedicated, and is about 98 percent bat-shit insane. For at least a year, Couto, real-estate developer by day, donned a disguise, two guns, and a bulletproof vest for…

Kids starve themselves for salvation at Trinity Church

Trinity Church smells like a high school locker room: all sweat and perfume. It’s Tuesday night and at least 1,000 young Miamians — Haitians, Cubans, Venezuelans, African-Americans, and Caucasians — are packed into a low-slung concert hall for a weekly event called “The Rendezvous,” or simply “The Vous.” The scene…

County Commissioner Natacha Seijas contributor has a shady past

Three weeks ago, when she was trying to keep colleagues from putting her name on the same recall ballot as Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Alvarez, County Commissioner Natacha Seijas pontificated about her self-professed squeaky clean 18-year tenure. “In all the years that I have been here, I have never broken…

Forbes: Miami is the Second Most Miserable City in America

According to Forbes, the only good things about living in Miami are the weather and the fact we don’t have a state income tax. Other than that, apparently Miami is a miserable hellhole. So much so that we’re the second most miserable city in America, according to the finance mag’s…