This Week in Cocaine, Castro, and LeBron

TWCCL is a new weekly installment bringing you all the news you need on the three issues that matter most to Miamians. COCAINE: Big bust of the week: $217 million in cocaine, seized at a shipping port in Kingston. An eight-ball was found at the Kennedy Space Center. This is…

Bags of Human Body Parts Possibly Found in Biscayne Bay

Following a bizarre string of body parts washing up on the shores of South Florida late last year, a man may have discovered yet another bag of body parts floating in Biscayne Bay. A bicyclist on Brickell Key spotted two grocery bags floating near shore, and at first thought they…

Chad Ochocinco to Try Out for Pro Soccer Team

Giving that Chad Ochocinco grew up in soccer-loving Miami, it’s no surprise that he used to play the sport in his youth, but the colorful Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver is know more for his skills with his hands than his feet. Now, in the face of an NFL labor lockout,…

Burgess and Alvarez Bid Dade Voters Adieu With Teary Farewell Speeches

The 29th floor of County Hall had all the ambiance of a funeral procession on Wednesday afternoon. Staffers with puffy eyes hid in cubicles, and an uncomfortable silence reigned until County Mayor Carlos Alvarez and Manager George Burgess walked into a room packed with reporters.The day after getting overwhelmingly recalled…

Tea Party Claims Victory in Alvarez Recall …Uh, Wait, What?

“Tea Party Revolt: Miami Mayor Recalled,” proclaims Fox News’ Fox Nation website, while other Tea Party segments of the world wide web take glee in the ousting of Carlos Alvarez. True some of the politics involved share similarities: raising property taxes was the deed that caused Norman Braman to organize…

305 Photo of the Day: Dream Team

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County Manager George Burgess Is Resigning

Hours after voters tossed out the bums (ahem, Carlos Alvarez and the vile Natacha Seijas), County Manager George Burgess got the hint as well. Burgess is set to resign his post today at a 2 p.m. news conference.In memorium, we’ll just toss out two things about Burgess: $422,118 (yup, that’s his salary), and…

Cocaine Found at Kennedy Space Center, Again

Aside from David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust era, cocaine and space exploration really aren’t supposed to mix. Could you imagine what Neil Armstrong’s famous quote would have been if he was high during his one small step on the moon? “That’s one small step… holy crap, dude, I’m on the moon;…

Ten Other Things We Wish We Could Recall

Even if you didn’t think yesterday’s recall of Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez and Commissioner Natacha Seijas was a good idea, you must admit it was immensely satisfying to watch those lopsided results come in. We posit that it was better than sex. Fornication is wonderful and all, but how often…

Recall Results: Alvarez and Seijas Are Gone

The people of Miami-Dade have spoken, and they were not ambiguous about it: County Mayor Carlos Alvarez and Commissioner Natacha Seijas are out of a job. The total vote count isn’t in just yet, but as of now, both were ousted with about 88 percent of voters checking “yes.”…

Udonis Haslem Returns to Practice, Might Play Again Soon

Fan favorite, Miami Heat co-captain, and only actual local boy on the team, Udonis Haslem has returned to practice after tearing a ligament in his foot this past November. ESPN reports Haslem took part in shooting drills during team practice yesterday and that a return to competition before the end…