Hurricanes’ Ramon Buchanan’s Felony Charges Will Be Dropped

Miami Hurricanes linebacker Ramon Buchanon’s arrest on felony charges in Coconut Grove last month may have put a dent on the team’s recent clean image, but the felony charges against him will be dropped assuming he completes a pre-trial diversion program. Buchanon had previously been reinstated to the team…

Heat Playoffs: Miami Holds Off Pesky 76ers, Take Game 1

After a sluggish start that undoubtedly had everyone jumping through plate glass windows and setting their pants on fire, the Miami Heat managed to get their shit together to beat the Philadelphia 76ers 97-89 and take Game One of their first-round series.The 76ers proved to be a scrappy bunch, mounting…

The Heat’s Road to the NBA Championship

The day is almost here. After one of the most scrutinized regular seasons afforded to any team in just about all of NBA history the Miami Heat are set to play their first play-off game with LeBron James and Chris Bosh joining Dwyane Wade in red and black tomorrow. They’ll…

Miami’s Hardcore Castro Foes Won’t be Watching Party Congress

While much of the world will be focusing on Cuba’s Communist Party Congress when it kicks off on the island Saturday, one group seems to care less what happens during what is being billed as a turning point for the totalitarian regime. At Versailles Restaurant on Calle Ocho, ground zero…

A Short History of Underaged Porn Scandals

Child porn is a cut-and-dry legal situation, but rare cases where an underage performer deceives otherwise legitimate producers of adult pornography by producing forged legal documents has a much more murky legal history.RK Netmedia, producers of the popular Reality Kings network of sites, finds themselves in hot legal water for…

Luther Campbell is Now an Art Film Star Too

We’ve got a theory that mayoral candidate, New Times columnist and 2 Live Crew visionary Luther Campbell is becoming something of a Miami hipster icon. For one thing he’s a New Times columnist. He’s also been hosting parties at downtown haunt Grand Central. Now he’s lent his acting skills to…

Rick Scott Had His Facts Wrong When He Trashed High-Speed Rail

Perhaps Rick Scott’s biggest action during his first 100 days in office was the killing of Florida’s federally funded high-speed rail project. It would have revolutionized our transit system and had an effect on the economy like no other project in recent Florida history. So, you would have hoped he…

Woman Abducted from Mansion Nightclub and Raped

Police are searching for a man who possibly drugged and abducted a woman from the popular Mansion nightclub in South Beach in March and then drove her to a motel in Westchester to rape her. The man also stole his victim’s credit cards but was caught on video when he…

Da Da Da Da Da Da, Five Other Ditties We Take for Granted

On Monday, we met Bobby Kent, former San Diego Chargers musical director, and the man who claims he’s responsible for ‘da da da da da da… CHARGE!’ However on Wednesday, Tony Fox, director of the USC Trojan Marching Band, told us that former USC student Tommy Walker came up with…

Gloria James Lawsuit: Valet Claims “Loss of Enjoyment of Life”

Poor Sorel Rockfeller. The Fontainebleau parking attendant who got bitch-slapped by a drunk 42-year-old woman has apparently lost his ability to enjoy life. TMZ has obtained Sorel’s lawsuit against Gloria James, LeBron’s mom, after she slapped him following an early-morning disagreement at the Miami Beach hotel. He’s seeking $15,000 (which,…