There’s no clear front runner yet in the race for the Republican nomination to take on Senator Bill Nelson in 2012, but the candidates are already taking aim at Nelson. Though, the guy is a pretty moderate Democrat who hasn’t stirred up all that much controversy, recent web ads from…
Miami police are looking for multiple gunmen with assault rifles who attacked a group in Liberty City early this morning, leaving one man dead and two seriously wounded.Dean Nathan Young, who was 45 years old, died shortly after he and two others were “ambushed” on the front lawn of a…
Twenty-two men have been arrested for agreeing to have sex with young children, some as young as nine, that they had met online. When they arrived, though, they were met by the Polk County Sheriff’s Office. The men arrested include a UCF Student, a former television executive, a specialist in…
Want to play basketball against Dwyane Wade? Well, an average guy has a pretty good shot at getting on the roster of the Minnesota Timberwolves at this point, but if you don’t want to commit to a full NBA season, you can shell out $12,500 to sign up for Dwyane…
Even the most passionate Miami Dolphins fans might not remember Alvin Powell. The offensive lineman played only two games for the Fins in 1989 before suddenly resigning. His play on the field wasn’t much helped by the fact that he was addicted to crack cocaine. Now the former NFL player…
The Boston Celtics are just a single game away from playoff elimination at the hands of the Miami Heat, and LeBron James would just like to say “thank you.” Not for proving to be a pretty beatable team, but for providing the inspiration that three superstar players all suiting up…
Our private investigators — and art director Pam Shavalier — have been working around the clock trying to locate this document. Now we know what Donald Trump’s Hair has been hiding. You’re welcome, America…
What a difference two months makes. In March, members of the Miami Heat were crying in their locker room; now they’re poised to kick the Celtics out of the post-season. Back then, Donald Trump was flying high. Now everyone knows his presidential credentials are faker than his hair piece.But time…
Rick Scott failed this year on his campaign promise to bring Arizona-style immigration laws to Florida, but if he tries to push the controversial reforms next year, he could make himself a very powerful enemy: Lady Gaga. Never one to shy away from GLBT issues, the Fame Monster has now…
Scientists working in Florida will soon attempt to test technology that could actually let us communicate with dolphins. No, we probably won’t be able to chat with them about whether or not The Office will still be good without Steve Carell or the latest developments in the real estate market,…
Every year, Forbes slaps together a list of America’s most influential athletes, and LeBron James was riding high at number two last year. Of course, some sort of “decision” happened in the meantime, and King James has seen his rankings fall. He’s still in the top ten, but barely. Granted,…
Empty seats have become a staple of Florida Marlins games, so what better way to show some snarky pride than to blend in with your barren surroundings? The shirts are available here, and the photo is from Matthewspill’s Twitter. If you’d like to see your photo here join our Flickr…
Prepare for herds of bros to pack up their striped button up shirts, large supplies of Armani Acqua di Gio cologne, and $200 aviator sunglasses and wind up at our airport because AskMen.com has just ranked Miami as the number one city in America for men to visit. Sure, the…
Like someone in mourning, we’ve tried to forget. We’d just rather not think about how Gov. Rick Scott passed on the high-speed rail package that would have brought billions of dollars, thousands of jobs and a once-in-a-generation transportation upgrade to Florida all on the federal government’s dime. Yet, occasionally the…
Men in Miami like it scruff. According to a new survey, only a meager 16 percent of dudes in the area bother to shave regularly. Which seems somewhat counterintuitive given the heat and what not, but then you remember that everyone here acts like they’re on vacation all the time…
One morning the executives at rapidly growing appliance superstore chain hhgregg woke up and realized that their name was really stupid they didn’t have any stores in South Florida. Rather than quietly work their way into the market, the company has decided to simultaneously open ten new stores in the…
Anna Kournikova, who turned a somewhat successful tennis career into a much more successful career being a professional blonde sexy lady, has put her Miami Beach home on the market for $9.4 million according to AOL. The seven-bedroom, 6,630-square-foot mansion located on the Sunset Islands boasts waterfront views, stunning Mediterranean…
Basic values like “academic integrity” and “common decency” usually lead universities to accept big donations only under strict guidelines: namely, that the benefactors trust the school to use the money without meddling.So it’s really awful what’s going on up at Florida State University, where the Economics Department took $1.5 million…
Lawyers for RK Netmedia, owner of porn site Reality Kings, still refuse to concede that a 15-year-old runaway who went missing last year is the same person who starred in one of its hardcore films. But the evidence is getting pretty conclusive. In response to a lawsuit filed by the…
They had to overcome overtime, bad officiating, the national media’s sudden infatuation with a one-armed man, “retarded-gate,” Chris Bosh’s supposed “softness,” LeBron James’ inability to close out games, a losing streak in Boston that’s lasted since 2007, and a building full of obnoxious fans, but the Heat took down the…
The Oklahoma City Thunder’s Kevin Durant is taking his talents to downtown Miami. No, the NBA’s leading scorer is not planning on adding himself to the Miami Heat’s monopoly on superstar talent. He’s just going to presumably bring his home-making talent here during the off-season, and has bought an $1.825…
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