Florida Mom Bites Daughter for Turning Off Rihanna CD

It was Rihanna, one of our greatest and most poetic songbirds, who once sang, “Please don’t stop the, please don’t stop the, please don’t stop the music.”A 17-year-old girl in Vero Beach didn’t get the message and ended up getting bit in the leg by her drunk mother…

School Bus Crashes Into House in Northwest Dade – UPDATED

What are you doing in this house, school bus? School buses don’t belong in houses. Go back on the street where you belong, school bus.Oh, it was all that asshole SUV’s fault? You really are a jerk, SUV. Thankfully, you didn’t cause any serious injuries to humans, SUV. Updated. …

Video: WSVN Anchor Makes Incestuous On-Air Blooper

You always have to watch your tongue when you’re on the air; otherwise you could end up accusing your co-anchor of having incestuous relationships with her kids. That’s what WSVN’s Today in South Florida host Diana Diaz recently did when she flubbed an ad-libbed line about cohost Christine Cruz…

Agustín Román, America’s First Cuban Bishop, Dies at 83

If Miami’s Cuban community had a patron saint, it was surely Agustín Román, who fled Castro with a boatload of other priests and then, as America’s first Cuban-born bishop, made such a political mark that current Miami Archbishop Thomas Wenski compared him to Felix Varela.Román was found dead of a…

Connie Mack IV Links Bill Nelson to Monkeys on Cocaine

Florida’s 2012 Senate election is shaping up to be as ridiculous as ever. Connie Mack IV, whom you might remember has been characterized by his Republican opponents as “the Charlie Sheen of Florida Politics,” released a web ad today linking incumbent Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson to coked-up monkeys. …

Heat Loses to the Celtics at Home, Falls Three Games Behind Number One Seed

LeBron James scored a game-high 36 points last night, while the rest of the Miami Heat stood and watched as the Boston Celtics shot 60 percent from the floor in yet another listless-shit-the-bed-let’s-all-go-outside-and-punt-a-litter-of-kittens-loss by the Heat.Rajon Rondo once again had his way against the Heat defense, dishing out 18 assists…