Carnival Cruise Hairy-Body Contest Goes Awry for Orlando’s Kurt Gies
Carnival Cruise Hairy-Body Contest Goes Awry for Orlando’s Kurt Gies
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Norman Braman Registers Boat in the Caymans to Avoid U.S. Fees
MIA’s Smarte Cartes Slice Off Old Ladies’ Fingers
MIA’s Smarte Cartes Slice Off Old Ladies’ Fingers
Here’s RNC Delegates’ Dance Moves Set to “My Neck, My Back” For Some Reason
Have you been watching the Republican National Convention? If not you’re missing out on learning all the latest white people dance moves like the “cowboy hat wave,” the “granny clap and shuffle,” and the “index finger shimmy.” Get caught up with this video set to “My Neck, My Back” by…
Chad Johnson Breaks Twitter Silence, Admits He “Messed Up”
Chad Johnson’s usually overactive Twitter account has been pretty quiet ever since his August 11 arrest on domestic violence charges. Mostly he’s retweeted a few things and talked about his children. But Johnson returned to Twitter this afternoon, admitted he “messed up,” and finally realized he was no longer an…
Bal Harbour Shops Is the Most Lucrative Mall In the Whole Entire World
No other mall in the entire world rolls in the dough quite like the Bal Harbour Shops. The fancy mall rakes in $2,555 per square foot, according to the latest issue of Shopping Centers Today, which means it beat out ritzy shopping destinations in the likes of London, Dubai, and…
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305 Photo of the Day: Rising Sun
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Male Nurse Accused of Raping Patient at Kendall Hospital
Luis Alfonso Lucero, a nurse technician at Kendall Regional Medical Center, was arrested yesterday on charges that he raped an unconscious female patient. Lucero claims that the intercourse was consensual, even though the patient was under his care and was checked into the hospital for serious alcohol intoxication…
RNC 2012: The Seven Craziest GOP Souvenirs at the Republican National Convention
Check out our slide shows: “Inside the Republican National Convention 2012 at Tampa Bay Times Forum,” and “Republican National Convention 2012 Tampa Day Two.” Tampa’s rich with GOP swag this week as thousands of Republicans gather to show off their favorite Mitt Romney mementos and Paul Ryan tchotchkes. Seemingly everyone…
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LeMieux: Now You’re Not The Charlie Crist That I Used to Know
Charlie Crist is getting awfully cozy to the Democratic party by endorsing Obama and planning to speak at their convention. It’s been awfully uncomfortable for George LeMieux. Crist employed LeMieux as his campaign manager and chief of staff, and then appointed him to the Senate.Now, LeMieux has spoken up in…
Cities With Worst Drivers: Hialeah Fourth, Miami Ninth
Sometimes Miami shows up on city rankings in spots that sort of irk us. Other times our rankings are pleasantly surprising. And occasionally we get ranked in a spot that makes us think, Yeah, that is totally accurate.So, we’re not exactly surprised that not one, but two Miami-Dade cities sit…
RNC 2012: Geraldo Rivera On “Slut Stamps,” Swingers, and Drugs In The Bathroom
When we ran into Geraldo Rivera broadcasting live from the Republican National Convention, we asked him what everyone wanted to know: whether he was among the nearly 6 million people who watched our recent “Girl Gets Butt Hole Tattoo” video. “Can’t say that I have,” he replied. “But I have…
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RNC Visitor Booted For Throwing Nuts At Black Camerawoman, Saying “This Is How We Feed Animals”
After GOP Party Chairman Reince Priebus got into a heated shouting match on Monday with Chris Matthews over accusations that his party plays the “race card” against Obama, Republicans crowed that the clip showed the liberal media in its worst kind of attack mode. Race? We’ve never even heard of…
Gerald Posner Back in the Limelight In Biography Channel’s Griselda Blanco Doc
Two years after Miami New Times exposed him as a serial plagiarist, Gerald Posner is still getting gigs as an investigative journalist. Last we heard of the disgraced Miami Babylon author, he was lawyerin’ for Afghan President Hamid Karzai’s brother Mahmood. That was five months after we exposed numerous instances in which…
Hard Knocks, Episode Four: The Dolphins’ Personality Problem
A funny thing is happening with this year’s installment of Hard Knocks. Previous seasons focused on obvious, larger-than-life coaching personalities in Rex Ryan, Herm Edwards and Brian Billick, but the idea behind this year’s inside look at the Dolphins was to cut out all that cute shit and pull back…
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RNC 2012: Ron Paul Supporters Walk Out of RNC After Romney Nomination
A conservative herd of elephants trampled a septuagenarian’s army yesterday during the first full day of the Republican National Convention in Tampa. Texas Congressman Ron Paul fell 1,871 delegates short of becoming the GOP’s presidential nominee during yesterday’s roll call, but the 73-year-old’s supporters really took it in stride. In…
Dolphins Coach Joe Philbin Basically Idealizes Seinfeld’s George Costanza
One would hope their team’s football coach’s favorite fictional character was some hyper-masculine conquerer like Conan the Barbarian or Mel Gibson’s take on William Wallace in Braveheart. Sure, it would make them a drag to talk to at parties, but identifying with such brave warriors would hopefully channel into their…
305 Photo of the Day: Billiards Ballin’
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The RNC Just Forgot To Send Buses To Pick Up Florida’s Delegation
Florida’s Republican delegation hasn’t exactly been getting the warmest welcome at the party’s national convention in Tampa. First, Tropical Storm Isaac forced Rick Scott to cancel his big prime-time speech. Then, insiders floated the idea of taking away Sen. Marco Rubio’s big moment introducing Mitt Romney so Ann Romney could…
RNC 2012: Jon Voight Says “[Obama] Downgraded Us Economically and Militarily”
Jon Voight doesn’t trust the media. And he certainly doesn’t trust the current administration. The 73-year-old actor is in Tampa this week, exploiting the last drop of celebrity blood left in him to bash President Obama’s first term and encourage the American public to vote for Mitt Romney in November…
LeBron James Wants to Star in Space Jam 2
With his icon status its easy to forget that LeBron James was just a child in the ’90s, and like all millennials he recognize 1996 film Space Jam as the true cinematic masterpiece that it is. So obviously King James would love nothing better than to star in Space Jam…
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Chad Johnson Could Face Up To a Year In Prison
Chad Johnson’s NFL career is all but over. His wife, Evelyn Lozada, has filed for divorce. His sponsors have dropped him. His reality TV series is canceled. The troubles keep coming, and now comes a report that Johnson could face up to a year in prison for assaulting his wife…