After a warrant was issued for his arrest last week, a judge has ordered that troubled former NFL player Chad Johnson head back to jail for violating the terms of his probation. After domestic violence charges ended his marriage to reality TV star Evelyn Lozada, Johnson was sentenced to a…
Kaitlyn Hunt, a senior at Sebastian River High School in Indian River County, had been dating a 15-year-old girl through most of the school year.
Sales is a tough job. Those widgets ain’t moving themselves. And everyone knows what happens at the weekly sales meeting: First prize is a Cadillac, second prize is a set of steak knives, and third place is you’re fired. It’s no different at Dynamic Medical Services, a Miami chiropractic center…
It’s bittersweet for Miami Hurricanes fans that Shane Larking, only a sophomore, is making the jump to the NBA, but apparently the dude is good at jumping. Like, really, really good at jumping. He posted the second highest vertical leap ever recorded during the NBA combine today, and the highest…
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Listen, if you’re hungry for the D, don’t actually try to bite into the D. That’s what Krystle M. Harrison tried to do when her boyfriend refused to engage in sex and now she’s sitting behind bars…
Allen West’s entire four years in Washington were essentially a giant performance art piece aimed at Fox News viewers. The Republican rep would bluster at a Muslim constituent that “you attacked us,” or claim that 80 sitting Democrats in Congress are secret communists or blabber about gays “breaking down” the…
For the next month, two teams will be fighting tooth and nail for the chance to lead a billion dollar renovation of Miami Beach’s convention center. But the Beach may soon have some serious competition on its hands for convention traffic, if a just released plan from downtown developers comes…
Last time we checked in with Chad Johnson, he was hanging out with a homeless guy in South Beach. Next time we check in he could be hanging out with prisoners behind bars. The Broward Sheriff’s Office has issued a warrant for Johnson’s arrest stemming from a possible violation of…
Public Enemy’s “Fight the Power” may have been one of those politically radical songs to crack the American mainstream, but apparently Rep. Trey Radel (R-Naples) thinks that, “really, if you really get down to it, in many ways reflects the conservative message.” Yes, Radel has decided to join Marco Rubio…
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Health nuts at Miami Beach’s fancy David Barton Gym were just trying to relax and wash off after a tough workout when a group of armed bounty hunters stormed the locker rooms and searched the showers for two men. Apparently that’s totally legal, too…
Someone looking at child porn in the office is creepy. Someone looking at child porn while at Disney World is skin crawling. A pastor looking at child porn is just sick. Only in Florida, though, do you get pastors who work at Disney World getting caught looking at child porn…
When it comes to sanitation, Americans are spoiled. We have so much toilet paper in this country of anal-wipe abundance that we can afford to slap politicians’ faces on it in protest. Not so in Venezuela, where a TP shortage currently has government officials and opposition leaders blaming each other…
Throughout his rocket-ship ride to the top of the GOP, Marco Rubio has fought to keep some financial skeletons from tumbling out of his closet. There were thousands in questionable credit card charges, a six-figure student loan debt, the Tally house (shared with David Rivera) that went into foreclosure. These…
Big offense early and tough defense late helped the Heat close out the Bulls 94-91 Wednesday night to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals. LeBron finished with 23 points, seven rebounds, and eight assists, leading the Heat who will face the winner of the Knicks-Pacers series that Indiana currently leads…
Kashi Ashram: Claims of Rape, Child Abuse, and Kidnapping
A white ’80s Dodge Ram work van idles near the public boat ramp at Dinner Key Marina in Coconut Grove. The ride has no windows, giving it a Silence of the Lambs vibe. Strapped to the roof is a crude homemade sign that owner Eugene “Jobie” Steppe stenciled with a…
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Kiera Wilmot, the teenage girl who was arrested, expelled from school and charged with two adult felonies all for conducting a science experiment on school grounds, will not face any criminal charges after all. According to The Orlando Sentinel, the State Attorney’s Office announced today it will not pursuit charges…
Apparently Jesus doesn’t have as much sway at the polls as you would have imagined. After trumpeting her supposed endorsement by Mr. Jesus H. Christ himself in campaign material, Anna Pierre still came in dead last out of seven candidates in yesterday’s North Miami mayoral primary. So she’s responded by…
