Five Keys to a Miami Heat Three-Peat

The Miami Heat, for the second consecutive year, raised some fancy fabric and accepted some gaudy jewelry last week. The journey toward a third straight title is now underway, and if the team can pull it off, it’ll join the Bulls (who did it twice in the ’90s), the Lakers…

305 Photo of the Day: Duff Man

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Miami Man Pulls Mass Shooter Prank

Lou Panick dreams of YouTube stardom. The only thing holding this wannabe prankster back is that he can’t come up with a single idea beyond harassment. Most of his uploads revolve around assaulting pedestrians or making offensive comments toward women on Miami Beach. It’s all typical, juvenile fare that no…

LeBron Scores Season High 35, Heat Beat Raptors 104-95

Minus new Papa Chris Bosh, the Miami Heat beat the Toronto Raptors 104-95 in Toronto Wednesday night. LeBron James led the Heat with a season high 35 points, eight rebounds, and eight assists, while Dwyane Wade looked the best he has all season, notching 20 points, six rebounds, and five…

Election Results for Miami, Miami Beach and Hialeah: Live Blog

Today voters across the county went to the polls for elections in Miami, Miami Beach, Hialeah and Homestead as well as a county-wide referendum concerning funding for Jackson Memorial Hospital. As always, we’ll be keeping an update post on those results as they come back. We’ll update results at the…

Jeff Ireland Should Resign Immediately

Dolphins general manager Jeff Ireland’s sports legacy will always be that of the guy who asked a prospective player if his mom was a whore, and there’s no evidence to suggest it will ever be anything more than that. The current Dolphins mess centering on race-baiting potato Richie Incognito, just…

Du Pont Mansion in Coconut Grove Is Buried in Poison

At the end of a leafy, dead-end street in Coconut Grove, past actor Christian Slater’s new digs and the sprawling grounds of Hollywood director David Frankel’s home, sit mounds of rubble. Just a few days ago, this was one of Miami’s grandest, most envied private homes: the five-acre, 26,000-square-foot du…

Miami Beach Election Today: Góngora’s Strip Club Bruhaha

Since at least 2004, Club Madonna owner Leroy Griffith has been clamoring to overturn a ban on adult entertainment venues serving alcohol on South Beach. It’s unfair, he says, that he has to serve ARIEL wine and O’Doul’s at his strip joint when others across the causeway can be one-stop-shops…

Guilty Verdict in Sean Taylor Murder Case

After years of trial delays and four days of juror deliberation, a verdict has finally been delivered in the Sean Taylor murder case. The jury found Eric Rivera Jr. guilty of the second-degree murder of the late Miami Hurricanes and Washington Redskins star. See also: Redskins Safety Sean Taylor Shot…

Report: Richie Incognito Called Jonathan Martin a “Half-N****r”

As this saga unfolds, Richie Incognito’s douche-level has quickly escalated from “teen ’80s movie villain jock” to “unhinged bigoted rage-o-holic.” CBS Sports has obtained text messages the now suspended Incognito sent to Jonathan Martin in which he calls him a “half-n*gger,” threatens to defecate in his mouth, and threatens to…

Best Twitter Reactions to Charlie Crist’s Gubernatorial Campaign Announcement

Well, Republican-turned-Independent-turned-Democrat Charlie Crist officially announced he’s running for his old Governor gig again this morning, cementing one of the more improbable political evolutions in Florida history. Crist’s name instantly started trending on Twitter, and the Twitoverse isn’t sure what to make of the announcement. See also: Is Charlie Crist…