Miami Senator Files “Zombie Apocalypse” Bill

Soon, the undead will arise. Their flesh hanging from their rotten bones like rags, they’ll emerge from cemeteries and mortuaries, wandering aimlessly down Biscayne Boulevard in search of their only sustenance: Brains. Living human brains. Society will quickly devolve into an anarchic fight for survival as the government, military and…

Obamacare Sold Out America

In 2009, President Barack Obama set out to deactivate the next bomb awaiting the U.S. economy, the one ticking inside our bloated, beleaguered health system. Since the 1990s, insurance premiums had averaged double-digit annual increases. America was spending more than $7,500 per person per year — 50 percent more than…

Florida’s Hit-and-Run Drivers Kill and Get Away With It

It ended with a boom: a 40-year relationship and two lives — one dead and gone, the other alive and alone. Jorge Arrojas and his partner, Miguel Larrieu, were heading home, fresh from a dinner party in Bal Harbour around midnight last August 10 on I-75 when a red 2009…

Miami Home Where Beatles Took Famous Pic Slated for Demolition

In February 1964, the Beatles had invaded Miami Beach, and they needed somewhere quiet to escape the mobs of screaming fans for a Life magazine shoot. Through an Ed Sullivan Show connection, the mop-topped British sensations were pulled away from the swarmed Deauville Hotel and spirited away to 5750 North…

Miami Slang Glossary

Some visitors prepare for a trip to Miami by brushing up on their high school Spanish. Which is silly because most of the people they’ll actually run into here speak English. Sure, the English may be peppered with Spanglish phrases and local sayings, and is often delivered in the distinct…

Best of Miami Readers’ Poll: The First Round Ends Today

Attention Riptide readers: We know that you have many opinions. You share them with us every day in the comments (often with language that makes us blush). Who is the best politician in town? Where’s the finest breakfast served? Who sells the best damn sneakers in Dade County? Now’s your…

LeBron, Wade and Heat Respond To Donald Sterling’s Lifetime Ban

After audio leaked of LA Clippers owners Donald Sterling’s racist exchange with his mistress, LeBron James responded by saying there’s no place for him the NBA. Today, NBA commissioner Adam Silver essentially agreed. He announced that Sterling has been banned indefinitely from the NBA, and pending on a vote from…

Craft Beer-Killing Bill Passes in Florida Senate

The good news first: The Florida Senate passed a bill today that clears the way for craft breweries to sell 64-ounce growlers directly to customers. The bad news: the bill places so many other regulations on Florida’s booming craft beer industry it could kill it before it gets a chance…

Chavez’s Daughter Posts New Photos of Fidel Castro on Instagram

Like a lot of young women, Maria Gabriela Chavez is obsessed with chronicling her life on Instagram. Unlike a lot of young women, she’s the pampered daughter of one Latin American strongman and still buddy-buddy with another. Yes, Hugo Chavez’s youngest daughter visited uncle Fidel this week and posted new…