Russia Is About To Start Spying on Us Again From Cuba

The Russians invade a neighboring nation and annex new territory. The outraged Americans respond with financial sanctions and chest thumping. Moscow tips the conflict toward a boiling point by upping its military presence in Cuba, just a few hundred miles from Florida’s borders. Nope, it’s not 1962. All of the…

DJ Laz and the Dinner Key Boating Disaster: Too Many Watery Deaths

By 2 p.m. on the Fourth of July, the bacchanal at Nixon sandbar just off Key Biscayne is in full swing. A few hundred feet from the sprawling waterfront mansions of Harbor Drive, dozens of women in bikinis gyrate atop boats, strangers with supersoakers generously squirt rum into one another’s…

A Guide for Miami Fans Dealing With Life After LeBron

Four years and a few weeks ago, all Miami wanted was the return of Dwyane Wade. Heat mascot Burnie was placed atop the sign at AmericanAirlines Arena and refused to come down until Wade re-signed. The county commission voted to temporarily rename the county “Miami-Wade.” Talk of LeBron James joining…

Armani Getting Into Miami Real Estate With 60-Story Sunny Isles Condo

Soon you’ll be able to keep your Armani clothes and apply your Armani Code by Giorgio Armani perfume inside your Armani-designed bathroom all within your own Armani-designed condo located in an Armani-designed building named Residences by Armani/Casa. Yes, the fashion house is teaming up with developers Dezer Development and Related…

Miami-Dade County Commission Wants To Crack Down on Puppy Mills

The “puppy mill” regulation wave continues. Last week, in a move that mirrors several other recent initiatives, Miami-Dade County commissioners unanimously approved an ordinance aimed at cracking down on unethical commercial pet sales. “We’re going as far as we legally can to regulate an industry that is currently unregulated,” said…

Five Reasons the Miami Heat Won’t Suck to Watch Next Season

A few short days ago, the future didn’t look so great for Miami Heat fans. LeBron James decided he was homesick, Chris Bosh was close to joining the Houston Rockets, and the Bulls were calling Dwyane Wade to check if he wanted a get-out-of-Miami-jail-free card. Then Pat Riley got to…

Dwyane Wade Re-Signs With the Miami Heat for $34 Million

Dwyane Wade has not only announced his intentions to return to the Miami Heat, but he apparently could also end up retiring in a Heat jersey someday. Update: Udonis Haslem is coming back too. See also: Chris Bosh Is Re-Signing With the Heat; Wade Reportedly Working On New Deal…