Half-Buried Limo in Vacant Lot Turns Heads Downtown

Every day, sometimes in small crowds, onlookers approach a fence demarcating a vacant plot of land, a rectangle of brown dirt sandwiched between high-rise apartment buildings downtown. Just a few steps from the whirring Metromover, they raise their phones to chest level and snap pictures, often making sure their own…

Dwyane Wade Just Released a Line of Miami-Influenced Socks

Dwyane Wade really likes socks. According to his old teammate LeBron James, he likes to paint his toenails in black and then immediately puts socks ons and wears them all the time. Maybe he’s got an issue with his feet, but regardless the man really loves socks. He also really…

Poll: Most Floridians Still Don’t Care About the Senate Race

American democracy is a complex system with multiple levels, branches and built in checks and balances, and it works best when people get informed and show up to vote for all offices. Of course, Floridians, by and large, aren’t quite ready to even start thinking about who will replace Marco…

Botched Cosmetic Surgeries Continue to Rise Across Miami

Few cases lit up Miami’s news cycle like the tale of “toxic tush” fake doctor Oneal Morris and the victims like Rajee Narinesingh brutally disfigured by injections of “Fix-a-Flat” and cement. But years later, that kind of illegal plastic surgery is still on the rise in Miami — at least according…

Miami Cop Suspended for Handcuffing 5-Year-Old at Wynwood School

Earlier this year, Hector Feliciano drove to Eneida Harter Elementary School to pick up his five-year-old son who’d gotten in trouble over a fight. As they pulled away, though, Feliciano heard a disturbing tale from the kid: A Miami cop at the school had pulled his ear and then handcuffed…

FIU’s Serial Foot Sniffer Is Definitely Not Humorous or Insignificant

“Although some may consider this to be humorous or insignificant, the FIUPD takes these reports seriously and continues to investigate the matter,” a rep for the Florida International University Police Department tells the school’s student media.  The incident that is neither humorous or insignificant is the fact that a suspected…

Jeb Bush Is Seriously Tanking Among Primary Voters

The only good news for Jeb Bush this morning is that the calendar still reads “September.” That means the Iowa caucuses are a healthy five months away. Which is important, because right now Jeb is seriously tanking among early state GOP voters. We’re talking Philadelphia 76ers looking for a number…

Florida’s Marriage License Forms Now Just Say “Spouse”

Nine months after gay marriage became legal in Florida, the state’s marriage license certificates have finally caught up. Instead of listing spaces for a husband and wife, the forms now just say spouse. Naturally, divorce paperwork will also be updated.  According to The Buzz, clerks of court offices received the…

Miami Native Jeff Bezos to Launch Paying Passengers to Space From Florida

Between making billions with Amazon, experimenting with home drone delivery and buying a little publication called the Washington Post, Jeff Bezos also has been quietly pumping money into a secretive company aimed at blasting paying customers and scientists into space. Tomorrow, the Miami Palmetto Senior High School graduate is set…

FSU Now Allows Guns At Football Tailgates

A lot of weird things happen in Florida every week, and on Friday we’re here to round up the weirdest. This week: You can now bring your gun to FSU’s football stadium, which, as a Hurricanes fan, terrifies me.  A man named King got busted for having himself his way…