FIU’s Serial Foot Sniffer Is Definitely Not Humorous or Insignificant

“Although some may consider this to be humorous or insignificant, the FIUPD takes these reports seriously and continues to investigate the matter,” a rep for the Florida International University Police Department tells the school’s student media.  The incident that is neither humorous or insignificant is the fact that a suspected…

Jeb Bush Is Seriously Tanking Among Primary Voters

The only good news for Jeb Bush this morning is that the calendar still reads “September.” That means the Iowa caucuses are a healthy five months away. Which is important, because right now Jeb is seriously tanking among early state GOP voters. We’re talking Philadelphia 76ers looking for a number…

Florida’s Marriage License Forms Now Just Say “Spouse”

Nine months after gay marriage became legal in Florida, the state’s marriage license certificates have finally caught up. Instead of listing spaces for a husband and wife, the forms now just say spouse. Naturally, divorce paperwork will also be updated.  According to The Buzz, clerks of court offices received the…

Miami Native Jeff Bezos to Launch Paying Passengers to Space From Florida

Between making billions with Amazon, experimenting with home drone delivery and buying a little publication called the Washington Post, Jeff Bezos also has been quietly pumping money into a secretive company aimed at blasting paying customers and scientists into space. Tomorrow, the Miami Palmetto Senior High School graduate is set…

FSU Now Allows Guns At Football Tailgates

A lot of weird things happen in Florida every week, and on Friday we’re here to round up the weirdest. This week: You can now bring your gun to FSU’s football stadium, which, as a Hurricanes fan, terrifies me.  A man named King got busted for having himself his way…

New Cuban Surge to Miami Began Well Before Obama’s Havana Thaw

More Cubans have attempted to reach Florida this year than last year, new numbers from the Coast Guard show. That, of course, has lead to speculation that the new migration has been sparked by Obama’s diplomatic thaw with Havana, as Cubans worry that the wet-foot, dry-foot policy might be on…

Floorpans for American Dream Miami Megamall Leak

Plans to build the largest mall in America in the western reaches of Miami-Dade are moving on full speed ahead with little impediment, and today we’ve got out look at what exactly the layout of the mall will look like. South Florida Business Journal reporter Brian Bendall got a hold…