Floridians Voted Big for Tim Tebow for New Statue in D.C. Capitol

Today, a committee in Tallahassee will meet to decide the winner among three finalists for a new statue to represent Florida in the U.S. Capitol Building. Those finalists — who are all perfectly respectable choices — were picked by ordinary Floridians in a monthlong online survey.   But we know…

Miami’s Worst Drivers, As Seen Through Dash Cam Footage

About a year ago, 21-year-old Oscar Yglesias started filming a cop after his mom got pulled over in traffic. The officer was not a fan of the camera. According to Yglesias, the cop threatened to ticket them for cutting him off. “It was actually the opposite. He cut us off,”…

Miami Bodybuilder Accused of Horse Abuse Could Go to Trial Today

Migdalia “Milly” Cowan and her husband, Alex Paez, were regulars on the national bodybuilding circuit, traveling cross country to flex while glistening in Speedos. But while they competed, prosecutors say, they left their horses — which they used as props in muscled photoshoots — to starve back on their South…

Miamians Are the Most Impatient Texters in the Nation

When it comes to texting, Miamians have an outlook similar to the one Jay-Z takes about hookers on his hit “Big Pimpin'”: “I got no patience / and I hate waiting.”  When a Miamians texts you they expect an almost immediate reply. More so than anywhere in the nation. At…

Former Miami Dolphin Davone Bess Involved in SWAT Team Standoff

Davone Bess’s latest bizarre confrontation with police started as a simple, routine traffic stop and then quickly escalated to a standoff with a SWAT team.  Bess, best known as a former player with the Miami Dolphins, is behind bars today in Maricopa County, Arizona and facing three felony charges after the…

Florida State Senator Starts an AR-15 Giveaway Contest

Just over a week after the most deadly mass shooting by a lone perpetrator in American history occurred in Florida, a state politician has decided to bring attention to his congressional campaign by giving away a version of the weapon used in the attack.   State Sen. Greg Evers, who…

Please, Stop Reminding Us That Air Conditioning Is Evil

The internet can be like one permanent, painful Thanksgiving dinner where everyone has had one too many glasses of wine and just decides to unload and fight about everything. No subject seems to be safe from concern trolling. Maybe some of this discussion can be enlightening, if not necessary. Sometimes…

The “I Am Not Orlando” Meme Is False and Dangerous

A Facebook posting declaring “I am not Orlando” has gone viral. The original posting, made by someone in California, has been shared close to 15,000 times. Screenshots of the post have popped up on Tumblr. One version has racked up more than 32,000 notes. It’s spread to places like Twitter,…