Former Miami Police Chief John Timoney Dies After Battle With Cancer

For seven years, John Timoney redefined policing in Miami. As chief of the Miami Police Department, his innovative approaches to police shootings and patrolling mass protests drew both international praise and condemnation, making him one of the most visible cops in the world during his heyday.  Timoney died last night…

Five Reasons Ryan Tannehill Will Become an Elite Quarterback This Year

Earlier this month, ESPN released its 2016 NFL QB Tier Rankings, the sports network’s third-annual rankings of quarterbacks based on ratings compiled from 42 league insiders. Ryan Tannehill did not fare well.  Of the 33 quarterbacks on the list, Tannehill placed 24th, firmly in the third tier, making him a “legit starter who…

Guatemalan Government Asks for Miami’s Help Solving Famous Murder

In 2011, 38-year-old Cristina Siekavizza disappeared in Guatemala City. A frenzied manhunt ensued. Cops canvassed town after town. Guatemalan national magazine Contrapoder wrote an entire feature on her death, and the case sparked a national debate about domestic violence after her family organized marches throughout the nation’s capital. Eventually, police pointed their fingers…

FSU Fans Are Already Trolling UM Over Hard Rock Stadium Name

In two weeks, the University of Miami Hurricanes will kick off a new season inside a newly renovated stadium, which just underwent a $500 million facelift. Now that home field, most recently known by as New Miami Stadium but still called Dolphins Stadium by most, has a new name: Hard…

Libertarian Candidate Gary Johnson Is Coming to Miami Tomorrow

Hop off your starfish-shaped bicycle from Burning Man and take a break from your home-schooling classes: Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson is coming to Miami tomorrow! Before this year, Johnson had mostly been famous for vetoing hundreds of bills as governor of New Mexico, smoking weed at a regular clip…

Uncle Luke Doesn’t Recommend These Candidates on Election Day

It’s not just about Hillary and Dim Donald. Florida’s August 30 primary is just around the corner. Though most local media attention has been focused on the race for Miami-Dade County mayor between incumbent Carlos Gimenez and School Board member Raquel Regalado, there are other local races significant to the…

How Will Climate Change Affect Little Haiti?

As a kid, Valencia Gunder was terrified of the pool. But one day when she was around seven years old, an uncle who was a lifeguard threw her right in. He told her not to be afraid, that everything would be fine if she could swim. And that’s how she…

Only 42 Percent of Miamians Can Afford a Mortgage, Study Says

Contrary to the crotchety reporters who say millennials are immature slouches who hate responsibility, plenty of youngsters want to own homes — they simply can’t afford them. Especially in Miami. Case in point: A study released yesterday by the housing-research website Zumper found that 93 percent of Miamians say they’d…

Judge Bans Florida Man From Ordering Pizza

A lot of weird stuff happens in Florida. It’s a state where, apparently, you can’t work as a pizza delivery driver, bank teller, or politician without getting accosted by total creeps and weirdos at any hour of the day. So, every Friday, we’re here to remind you that Florida will…