Study: Nobody Wants to Live in Miami, Including Miamians

Perhaps the most cliche thing you can do in this town is stick your head through a hotel-room window or luxury-car sunroof and scream something dumb, like “I love Miami!” or “Here’s to the life!” into the warm night air. It’s pretty much a rite of passage in South Beach, and…

Will the 2000 Presidential Recount Repeat in 2016?

Sixteen years ago, hanging chads sent the nation into a spiraling constitutional crisis. For a month after the November 7, 2000 election, America panicked. Would Texas Gov. George W. Bush or Vice President Al Gore become the new commander-in-chief? Election night ended in a virtual tie. Bush had the edge,…

Hey, Iceland: Prepare for an Onslaught of Miamians

There may not be two groups of people more diametrically opposed to one another than the residents of Reykjavik, Iceland and Miami, Florida. The former group lives a socially-responsible existence in one of the cleanest, greenest, and least crime-ridden areas of the world. The other mainlines cocaine every weekend on…

Dear Stoner: Does Marijuana Help With Depression?

Dear Stoner: Does marijuana help with depression? Searching Dear Searching: Unfortunately, the answer is not a simple yes or no. There’s such a wide range of studies on the subject that trying to wrap your head around it can make your hair fall out — or leave you more depressed…

City of Miami Looks to Ban Conversion Therapy for Gay Minors

As early as 1998, the American Psychiatric Association issued a warning about conversion therapy, saying that the anti-gay counselor combined with an already prejudiced society “may reinforce self-hatred already experienced by the patient.” A host of other academic and medical organizations have since agreed, citing research showing conversion therapy can…

Naled Protesters Debate Flying Drones to Disrupt Anti-Zika Pesticide Planes

Miami Beach residents’ protest against the controversial anti-Zika pesticide naled is quickly morphing from a spirited public debate into an all-out ground war. In protest threads on social media, some protest organizers yesterday suggested that flying drones could intercept the county’s pesticide-spraying airplanes.  Michael DeFilippi, the anti-naled organizer who raised…

How to Get a Free Zika Test This Week in Miami Beach

If you’re living in Miami Beach right now, you’re probably wondering whether to freak out about Zika. That’s certainly understandable, and if an emergency Zika meeting yesterday proved anything, it’s that even the public officials we look to for guidance don’t have all the answers. Meant to be informational, Wednesday’s…

FIU Football Offers Free Tablets to Students for Attending Games

It’s no secret that Florida International University has struggled to fill its stands for home football games. The Panthers dipped below the NCAA-mandated average attendance of 15,000 in both 2012 and 2014, putting its Football Bowl Subdivision status at risk.  So this year, FIU is offering rewards to students who go…

Wilton Manors Police Department Faces Discrimination Claims

In the dim light of South Florida’s most famous gay hangout, two dozen men curl around the center bar to down two-for-one drinks on a Monday evening. Some are balding with graying hair. More rugged gents sport baseball caps. A few clean-shaven yuppies in suits scroll through social media feeds…

Explaining to a Young Fan How the Miami Dolphins Used to Be

Hey there, little guys and gals, are you excited for another Miami Dolphins football season? That’s right! Your mom and dad could learn something from your positivity! I bet your parents have told you about how exciting and dramatic things used to be around this time of year. No? Oh,…