Marlins Pitcher Jose Fernandez Killed in Boating Accident

Perhaps the greatest Cuban pitcher of all time was killed at 24 years old in a boating accident early Sunday morning. Jose Fernandez, who was the brightest light on the Marlins and a hero to millions of young baseball pitchers, was expected to pitch this week against the Mets. The 6’2″…

Five Controversial Items Miami Police Departments Asked for This Summer

Miami-Dade County set its annual budget late Thursday night. According to the Miami Herald’s Doug Hanks, County Commissioners argued over whether it was worth spending $100,000 to revive the county’s Civilian Investigative Panel, which employs non-police civilians to investigate complaints against police. Many law-enforcement scholars agree civilian-led panels provide an…

Chris Bosh Fails Physical, but Telling Him to Retire Is Arrogant

Chris Bosh is a 32-year-old adult, a multimillionaire, and a person who will likely one day end up enshrined in the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame. He can afford many of the world’s greatest doctors, is an Olympic Gold Medalist, National Basketball League champion, and is certainly capable of…

Naled Not Working in Miami Beach, FIU Analysis Shows

Dr. Philip Stoddard, a Florida International University biologist and the mayor of South Miami, has released a study that shows definitively that Miami-Dade County’s spraying of naled, a controversial neurotoxic pesticide, is not working to combat the Zika virus in Miami Beach. Provided Stoddard’s analysis is correct, the study shows…

Dear Stoner: Will Foria Oil Get Me High Down There?

Dear Stoner: I just heard about Foria, some marijuana oil claiming to enhance a female’s sex life. Is it basically female Viagra that also gets me high down there? Brittany Dear Brittany: I’m still looking for a girlfriend who will help me with hands-on research, but reviews of Foria describe…

FIU Grad’s Photo Series Aims to Change Perception of Islam

Sana Ullah and her sister were shopping at Sawgrass Mills Mall when they realized it was time to pray. They grabbed “probably the ugliest shirt” in the store, she recalls, and hurried into a changing room. The whole situation had Ullah laughing to herslf. It was hardly the first time…

Miami-Dade Police Spending Up to $5 Million on Gunshot Detector They Said Doesn’t Work

In 2014, New Times reported that Miami-Dade County Police abandoned using ShotSpotter, a controversial police technology that uses microphones to listen for gunshot noises, after realizing it didn’t work very well. ShotSpotter’s “success in directly leading to the apprehension of individuals involved in shooting incidents [was] minimal,” MDPD told New Times that…

Miami-Dade Enters Transgender Bathroom Debate

In the wake of a controversial North Carolina law designed to keep transgender people from using the bathrooms of their choice, a small but growing number of progressive cities have gone the opposite way, taking steps to make public restrooms completely gender neutral. To date, cities including Seattle, Philadelphia, Austin,…

Interior Design Company Sues Chris Bosh for Fraud

No one seems to be sure if Miami Heat basketball star Chris Bosh will ever play again. Bosh has been diagnosed with blood clot issues — while Bosh said today that the way the Heat treated him made him feel “written off,” Bosh says he has every intention of playing…

Luke’s Gospel: Luke Records Is Back

Two months ago, Armando Christian Perez received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It was a reward for transforming from chico on the mean streets of Little Havana to Mr. Worldwide. The man known as Pitbull has sold 6 million albums and built up a $50 million net…

Five Things That Have Gone Wrong for the Miami Dolphins

Just a couple weeks ago, Miami Dolphins fans had so many reasons to be optimistic about this season. Everything from the head coach to the seats in the stadium were brand-spanking new. There was a hope that the fresh start might reveal a different Dolphins team than the one fans…

On the Venezuelan-Colombian Border, the Tide Has Turned

Most days, Gina Prada leaves her school on the outskirts of Cúcuta, Colombia. The wispy-thin ninth-grader walks down a littered dirt road and buys a little flour or a few pieces of bread. Then she stuffs the goods into her bookbag, boards a bus to ride across the border to…

Miami-Dade Schools PSA Shames Women for Sexting

Everyone sends nude photographs. That includes women, men, married people, singles, adults, teens — everyone. Flirty photos are a standard part of a relationship in the smartphone age. But posting someone’s naked picture on the internet against his or her will constitutes sexual harassment, period. As one might expect, digital…