Marlins Owner Jeffrey Loria Gave Donald Trump a Bunch of Money

For years, Jeffrey Loria has laid claim to title of most loathed public figure in Miami thanks to his toxic combination of repeatedly suing diehard Marlins fans while also gutting the team and robbing taxpayers of billions of dollars. Plus he lets his jerk son-in-law run the franchise.

Miami Again Named an Awful Place to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

On paper, Miami’s public infrastructure is a nightmare. Our roads are clogged, we can’t walk anywhere, our doctors are only good at augmenting breasts and committing Medicare fraud, and the state keeps slashing education funding like Uma Thurman picking off baddies in Kill Bill. So it’s not exactly a horror movie-level twist ending that…

Barack Obama’s Five Biggest Miami Moments

Every four years or so, Miami becomes extremely important to Barack Obama. Though he’s immensely popular and appears to be mostly beloved in South Florida, the president has really only made time to visit us in election years, those blissful times when politicians magically start treating Florida swing-voters like beautiful, winged…