Uber Driver Shoots and Kills Armed Robber in Aventura

In Florida, the Gunshine State, it’s not a terrible idea to assume just about everyone is armed and ready to fire. In the past month, at least three residents around Miami have fatally shot would-be home intruders. Now an Uber driver has joined the Stand Your Ground…

Dear Rick Ross: Your Facebook Page Is Out of Control

Miami’s Rick Ross is a rapper of varied, expensive interests. Rosé wine. Tilapia. Hustling. Doubler-decker yachts. Lavender shoes. Crab legs with heavy butter. Bad butt implant surgery. The sexual habits of conjoined twins. Sadomasochist porn featuring Disney princesses. Cases of booty-licking gone wrong.

The Five Craziest Miami Crime Stories of 2016

If 12 months pass, and a food establishment in Miami isn’t busted training errant opossums to deal cocaine out of its rear entrance, did the Earth really orbit around the sun at all? Try as Miami might — and oh, how its cops have tried and tried — South Florida’s…

South Beach Lawyer Arrested for Blackmailing Porn Viewers

You know that episode of Black Mirror where an unsuspecting teen is filmed watching porn through a hacked webcam, and then blackmailed into (spoiler) robbing a bank and murdering somebody, just so the hacker wouldn’t leak his information to his family? Turns out that sci-fi episode’s plotline is heavy on the…

Florida Taxpayers Paid Pitbull a Million Dollars to Say “Dale” a Lot

Throughout his rise to fame, sold-out arenas, and cheesy Bud Light ads, Pitbull has refused to throw his “dales” behind either political party. Even as many Latin celebs backed Hillary because of Donald Trump’s anti-immigrant xenophobia, Pitbull refused to wade in, suggesting instead that both parties are equally mierda. (And…

Blind Man Dumped on Street Sues Miami-Dade Police

Miami’s various police departments clearly don’t know how to deal with disabled people. Last week, City of Miami cops were caught on tape handcuffing a legless woman and dropping her on the ground, and in July, a group of City of Miami Police officers was sued for allegedly beating up…

Group to Protest FPL’s Electricity Monopoly Today

Florida Power & Light — the only company legally allowed to give Miamians electricity — has made a series of decisions this year that, at best, have seriously frustrated its customers. It has hiked its rates for no apparent reason, degraded the environment, and actively tried to trick voters into backing a bogus anti-solar amendment.

Dozens of Miami Cops Aren’t Uploading Their Body Cam Footage

In the wake of the Ferguson unrest — and after years of questionable police-involved shootings in South Florida — the Miami Police Department began equipping its officers with body cameras in late 2014. The cameras, officials promised, would lead to more transparency and better policing.

Study: Miami’s Causeways Highly Vulnerable to Sea-Level Rise

Miami’s cross-bay bridges are a treasure. Some of the city’s purest joy comes when you’re careening over the Julia Tuttle or Rickenbacker Causeway with the windows down, watching Biscayne Bay sprawling out under you as you laugh maniacally at how cool your life is compared to your college friends’ lives up north. It’s a small joy Miamians get to experience year-round.

Haitians Plead With Obama for Last-Minute Reprieve as Deportations Skyrocket

Natasha Joseph’s almond-shaped eyes brim with tears as she cradles her pregnant belly and recounts the horror of her journey to the United States. There were the dust-choked buses, the corrupt cops, and the thieving coyotes. Some stretches of Central America were so perilous that walking in the dead of night was the only option.

Allen West, Who’s Meeting With Trump Today, Runs a Fake-News Empire

Former South Florida Congressman Allen West is meeting with Donald Trump today, for the second time in seven days. To put things mildly, this is less than ideal. West has a demonstrable hatred of Muslims: He was kicked out of the military a decade ago for psychologically torturing an innocent Iraqi cop, spent his two-year congressional career calling Islam a threat to the West, and Saturday retweeted a meme calling for the “extermination” of Muslims.