Miami Rents Cost Nearly $7,000 More per Year Than Historic Average, Study Shows

New Times howls, roughly once a week, about how expensive Miami is for the vast majority of its residents. But rarely is the city’s affordability data placed into historic context, likely leaving many people to wonder whether the city’s spiraling rents are really that much worse than they’ve ever been. “Sure, it’s expensive to live in Miami, but it always has been,” you say. “Quit yer bellyaching.”

Dutch Artists Will Fly Hundreds of Drones Over Miami Beach During Basel

Miami Beach residents have a contentious relationship with drones. Hang out on the sand on a sunny weekend and you’re bound to see at least a few buzzing over the surf, filming crowd shots of scantily clad sunbathers. In fact, there are so many that Miami Beach passed an ordinance banning the flying devices from filming through condo windows…

Rick Scott Consultant Denies He Used Ice Penis to Hump Mannequin

Joshua Cooper, a Tallahassee political consultant paid more than $500,000 by Florida Gov. Rick Scott to dig up dirt on Scott’s enemies over the years, swears the photo above was simply a snapshot taken at an unfortunate angle. Cooper is adamant the photo absolutely does not show him holding an ice penis next to a mannequin’s groin.

Miami-Dade Cocaine and Heroin Deaths Are at a 15-Year High

In the 1980s, cocaine was ubiquitous in Miami. Hundreds of millions of dollars’ worth of yeyo was regularly seized from the airport, while the local drug trade generated $12 billion annually. The morgue became so jam-packed that the coroner’s office had to rent a refrigerated truck from Burger King to fit all the bodies.

These Miami Republicans Hate Net Neutrality, So Please Bother Them

Americans are blessed to live in a nation where cable companies can’t charge consumers extra money to access Netflix or block them from reading the New York Times online just for the heck of it. But telecom companies sure seem like they want that power, and the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is now chaired by a former Verizon lawyer and internet-service-provider lackey.

Ex-Miami Mayor and Accused Domestic Abuser “Crazy Joe” Carollo Wins Election

You know how fashion trends repeat themselves every 30 years or so? The same thing seems to be happening in politics. Cheesecake-brained, women-abusing lunatics seem to be in vogue once more. Roughly a year after Donald Trump rode into Washington on a sled pulled by Rascal scooters, 1990s Miami Mayor Joe Carollo — almost certainly the craziest person to hold office in South Florida — has returned to the Miami City Commission just in time for 2017.

Miami Nursery Sues to Demand Florida Allow More Medical Pot Farms

After voters overwhelmingly legalized medical marijuana a year ago, Florida was supposed to issue ten new pot-growing licenses to nurseries by October 3. But the state has dragged its feet in implementing nearly every aspect of the law, from issuing cards to patients to passing basic regulations on who can smoke cannabis and when they can smoke it.

Trump Administration Will Deport 24,000 Haitians Living in South Florida by 2019

The Migration Policy Institute estimates that 24,000 Haitian nationals live between Miami and Palm Beach under temporary protected status (TPS), which is given to immigrants from nations devastated by political turmoil or natural disasters. Haiti, the poorest nation in the Western Hemisphere, has been struck by both, including the infamous 2010 earthquake that leveled the island…

Louis Aguirre Returns Home to Anchor WPLG Local 10 News

They don’t call this place the Magic City for nothing,” Louis Aguirre says with a chuckle. “Coming back to Miami is my full-circle moment.” You know Aguirre. He spent years on local TV before heading to the West Coast to become cohost of CBS’s Entertainment Tonight spinoff, The Insider. But…

Community Justice Project Cofounder Meena Jagannath Battles Bigotry

Police blocked off the streets and locked the doors to Miami-Dade County Hall as a group of infuriated protesters gathered outside. It was January 27, the day after Mayor Carlos Gimenez announced he would cooperate with Donald Trump’s hard-line immigration policies, and emotions were running high. The idea that residents…

Judge Steve Leifman Fights to Treat Instead of Jail Mentally Ill Miamians

It’s easy to mistake Steve Leifman for a psychiatrist. He’ll happily rattle off statistics about the incidence of schizophrenia in Miami-Dade County, quote a recent Journal of the American Medical Association article, or digress at length about the effects of childhood emotional trauma. Leifman is actually a criminal court judge…