The Five Most Petty Things That Have Upset Rich Beach Residents

A certain subset of (let’s be honest: rich and bored) oceanside residents is currently fighting over whether the city should install a big, bright, and sorta dumb-looking LED “welcome” sign at the foot of the Julia Tuttle Causeway. The sign is indeed stupid-looking and wholly unnecessary. But the squabble perfectly…

The Florida GOP Has Now Tried to Fire Two Elections Chiefs in Democratic Counties

This past November, Florida Republicans, conservative TV pundits, and President Donald Trump fabricated claims of “election-rigging” by two Florida elections supervisors in two of the state’s most heavily Democratic counties. Now those same Republicans have attempted to fire both of those elections chiefs. The Florida Democratic Party has already blasted Gov. Rick DeSantis’ latest move as a “politically motivated power grab” and an attempt to “consolidate” control of elections across the state.

Plastic Surgeon Dr. Miami Accuses Florida Woman of Extortion

Bal Harbour plastic surgeon Dr. Michael Salzhauer says a lot of outlandish things. Salzhauer, who was known as “Dr. Schnoz” before his reality TV debut as “Dr. Miami,” has fought code enforcement officers in Bay Harbor Islands by declaring “sovereign immunity as a king.” He says there’s nothing wrong with sending…

Ninth Medical Marijuana Dispensary Opens in Miami-Dade

The revolution is here. Knox Medical, one the state’s largest medical marijuana companies and the only one based here, opened its first local dispensary about two weeks ago at 175 NW 167th St. in North Miami Beach. The company plans five stores in Miami-Dade County, a Knox spokesman, Scott Klenet, said this…

South Florida Politician “Unapologetic” for Racist Comment, Compares Muslim Congresswoman to “Hitler”

Earlier this week, Hallandale Beach Commissioner Anabelle Lima-Taub decided, for some godforsaken reason, to post on Facebook that she was worried that Rashida Tlaib, one of the first two Muslim women elected to Congress, was a “Hamas-loving anti-Semite” who would “blow up Capitol Hill.” In other words: With zero evidence, she accused a Palestinian-American of being a terrorist. That’s racist, full stop.

Bernardo Benes, Cuban Pioneer, Dead at Age 84

Bernardo Benes, maybe more than anyone else, made Miami the capital of Latin America it is today. He also made himself an outcast. After becoming one of the first influential bankers in Miami by climbing the ranks at Washington Savings and Loan Association — long before Brickell became the finance…

Why Is Hialeah Always Ranked the Worst City for Everything?

In the past year, Hialeah has been named one of the worst cities for recreation, renters, and singles. It’s the worst city for an active lifestyle. It’s the worst city to celebrate Valentine’s Day. It’s the worst city for financial security. For a place that calls itself the City of Progress, Hialeah seems to rank abysmally low on almost every metric. What gives?

Miami Herald Sportswriter Prefers Satan to Kaepernick

In April 2017, New Times reported on a study showing that people who hate kneeling NFL players are also very likely racist. That news has not stopped Miami Herald sportswriter Armando Salguero from flying into something of a blackout rage whenever anyone mentions football players protesting racism in America…

New Broward Sheriff Gregory Tony Fires Former BSO Boss’ Political Cronies

New Broward Sheriff Gregory Tony has officially begun the process of turning former Sheriff Scott Israel’s many controversial political hires into political fires. Tony took additional steps to clean house at BSO today, this time taking aim at two of former sheriff Scott Israel’s political cronies who’d been given high-level…

New Florida Health Chief Was Once Tied to Record-Shredding Scandal

Mary “Mayhem” Mayhew, Florida’s new Medicaid chief, was accused of all kinds of misdeeds while running Maine’s Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS). She was repeatedly sued and fined for failing to follow various rules while working under then-Gov. Paul LePage. Yesterday, New Times recounted how the federal government in…

Three More Miami Cops Misused Body Cams, Investigative Panel Says

Despite the fact that City of Miami taxpayers in 2016 shelled out $400,000 to equip half of the 1,300-member police force with body cameras, the Civilian Investigative Panel (CIP) continues having to call out the city’s cops for misusing the devices. The Miami Police Department needed the cameras after the federal government whacked the department…