Forget Tanking — the Heat Owes Dwyane Wade One Last Playoff Run

The Heat’s expensive veteran-rich roster cannot out-tank putrid teams like the Phoenix Suns or New York Knicks. Two-thirds of the season is gone, and the results are clear — the team is terrible at being terrible. Atlanta, which Miami plays tonight at home, has two first-round picks ahead of…

Female Jail Employee Sues Miami-Dade County Over Inmate Masturbation

Behind bars, male inmates masturbating in front of female employees is so common, there’s a word for it: gunning. Ceneca Valdez, a counselor at Miami-Dade County’s Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center, says she experienced it repeatedly on the job, along with vulgar comments and gestures. When she brought the problem…

Legal Recreational Pot Could Come to Florida, Just Like Vermont

“Marijuana legalization is coming,” Sen. Randolph Bracy says as he talks up his resolution that would place the legalization of recreational marijuana in voters’ hands in the November 2020 general election. “There are going to be a couple of bills proposed this year to regulate it,” he says, “But…

Cohen Testifies Trump Lied Under Oath in Fort Lauderdale Tower Case

In a stunning congressional hearing, Donald Trump’s former personal attorney Michael Cohen testified the president lied under oath in a civil case involving the doomed Trump Tower and International Hotel project on Fort Lauderdale Beach. “Isn’t it true that President Trump misled at best or, at worst, lied under oath [in a Fort Lauderdale case deposition]?”…

Florida Bill Would Make It Harder for the Poor to Access Medicaid

While the Democratic party’s left flank is pushing lawmakers to extend Medicare to all citizens and/or create a “single-payer” healthcare system similar to what exists in every other developed nation on earth, many Florida Republicans are still coming up with new ways to chip away at health-care access in the Sunshine…

Miami-Dade Prosecutors Charge Cops Filmed Hitting Handcuffed Suspect

This past October, New Times obtained a video clip of Miami-Dade Police Sgt. Manuel Regueiro throwing an utterly unnecessary punch to the face of a handcuffed suspect named Bryan Crespo. It wasn’t the first time Regueiro had been accused of using excessive force. Today, Miami-Dade County prosecutors announced they’ll charge more…