Five of Florida’s Strange, Kinky, and Very Bad Santas
Bad Santa might break into your home or tie you to a domination rack.
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Jimmy Buffett Lends Support for Florida’s Recreational Marijuana Initiative
“Whatever you call it, it’s good medicine,” Buffett says.
Miami Cop Arrested for DUI After Leaving Strip Club, Peeing in Bottle on Side of Road
Police say they were working undercover outside Playmates Club when they spotted one of their own driving erratically.
Miami-Dade County Police Director Juan Perez Says He’ll Step Down in January
Perez has weathered a series of scandals at MDPD in recent years.
Santa’s Gift to Miami Is a Shit Ton of Rain
This weekend is full of rain and weather hazards. Bah humbug.
Half of This Year’s Murders in Miami-Dade Went Unsolved
Only 52 of 102 reported murders in the area resulted in arrests.
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Immigrants at Key West Jail Report Abuse, Neglect, and Extreme Isolation
The report calls out substandard medical care and detainee deaths.
The Dolphins Will Play a Hysterically Bizarro Final Four Tournament Sunday
Four teams enter, but only one team can be crowned worst of them all.
Rumored Rundle Challenger Privately Says She’ll Run While PAC Forms to Support Her
Melba Pearson’s impending run for Miami-Dade County State Attorney might be the worst-kept secret in local political circles of late. Last week she stepped down from her post as deputy director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida. And as rumors continue to swirl that her run is imminent, she is said to be privately telling allies she plans to throw her hat into the ring shortly.
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Florida’s Reality TV Python Hunter Expects More Blood in Upcoming Season
Florida’s preeminent python hunter is back for another season.
Precedent-Breaking Vote in Miami Beach Was “Gift to a Powerful Developer,” City Says
City leaders have called the vote “a gift to a powerful developer.”
Miami-Dade Cops Brag About Recovering Drugs and $250 From Body of Overdose Victim
These are not high-intensity drug-trafficking types of numbers.
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Rubio Says He Hasn’t Paid Attention to Any Impeachment Hearings
“I don’t even watch it,” Rubio said of the impeachment hearings.
Five Miami Players Who Deserve an Award for Their Performances This Season
Here are the winners and losers of some sports awards we totally made up.
Bay Harbor Islands’ Town Attorney Accused of Fleecing $4 Million From Client
A client says he entrusted $4.9 million to Sherman over the years.
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Miami Woman’s 911 Call Sent to Voicemail Twice
Two of Steel’s frantic 911 calls went to an automated message.
Video From Attempted Murder Case Contradicts Coral Gables Police
Police reports describe events that video footage does not show.
Florida Petition to Legalize Marijuana Dies From Lack of Signatures
Though Regulate Florida is now kaput, another initiative, Make It Legal Florida, remains viable.
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Where Can You Find Miami’s Best Mall Santa?
A Miami writer visits ten malls and their Santas in 48 hours.
Florida GOP Accused of Suppressing Minority Voters by Underfunding Census
A larger Census count of minority residents could reduce GOP representation.
Seven Miami New Times Stories That Made an Impact in 2019
Here are seven stories that made an impact in 2019.
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Report: Dion Waiters Was Suspended Again for Being Terrible at Faking Illness
Bad decisions on social media — they’re a learning lesson.