State of Gracie

When last we checked in with Marcus Silveira (“Kicking Ass and Taking Names,” March 2), the Miami-based black-belt holder in Brazilian jujitsu had received no takers on his two-year-old offer to fight anyone, anywhere, anytime in a mano a mano, winner-take-all, no-holds-barred match. Of course, there probably aren’t many guys…

Nice House, Rotten Spot

Doing a little house hunting? Consider this nearly completed beauty: two stories, 2500 square feet, barrel-tile roof, three bedrooms, two and a half bathrooms, spacious living room, dining room, kitchen, and Florida room, cathedral ceilings, patio, garage, waterfront views, adjoining never-to-be-developed land in a quiet, upscale residential neighborhood. Approximate asking…

Say “Uncle!”

Miami City Manager Cesar Odio’s firing of Frank Casta*eda and Ivey Kearson two weeks ago prompted a broad-based protest. Not only are city staffers stunned by the ouster of the two veteran employees, but a wide spectrum of activist groups has also voiced opposition to the dismissals. Angel Gonzalez, vice-chairman…

Scalded

The two insurance-fraud investigators had stopped by unannounced. It was just after 6:30 on the evening of January 12, 1995, and Steven Smith and Maureen Murphy had some questions for the petite woman with long, dark hair who answered the door wearing a T-shirt emblazoned with the words “U.S. Attorney’s…

King Crab

If a certain paranoid movie director were to swing through Coconut Grove, he would discover enough conspiracy theories to make the assassination of JFK seem like an open-and-shut case. Compared to the charges of corruption and cronyism that swirl through the Grove, the dubious conclusions of the Warren Commission make…

Remember: The Customer Is Always American

Office Depot, that seminal source of cut-rate office supplies, now offers an additional amenity: clerks guaranteed to speak in soothing syllables of good old American English. Miami’s streets may resound with a cacophony of foreign tongues, but amid the cases of paper clips and the reams of Xerox-quality bond on…

Keeping the Penthouse Safe

Sitting in her penthouse apartment overlooking Biscayne Bay, Terri Harris is telling the story of how she overcame fear. How two years ago, when she was faced with a sudden bout of anxiety, she fought back, regained control of her life, and now possesses a skill she wants to share…

The Long and Winding Road

Carlos Alves is talking on the phone in his studio, a high-ceiling storefront located in a building on Lincoln Road, just off Lenox Avenue. “You say you’re waiting for your artwork?” he chuckles into the receiver, speaking loudly over the rumble of construction activity outside. “Well great, I’m waiting for…

Inside the American Police

Most people never look past the gravity-defying police car. The one stuck, Spiderman-like, high on the faaade of the three-story building on the northeast corner of Biscayne Boulevard and 38th Street. Tens of thousands drive past it every day, their expressions betraying varying reactions — amusement, puzzlement, vague contempt. But…

Dollars to Doughnuts . . .

With the return of “crazy” Joe Carollo to the Miami City Commission returns the call to abolish the city government altogether. Rather than relive one more episode from Miami’s dark and comical political history (Carollo and Jorge Mas Canosa nearly dueling over the development of Watson Island, for instance), some…

You Name It, We Got It

Two weeks ago we invited readers to help make public policy. We did it because we believe most Americans have more to contribute to the democratic process than simply punching a voting ballot every once in a while. The average citizen, we feel, has something important to say about the…

This has been an eventful year for real estate tycoon Thomas Kramer: One multimillion-dollar land deal with the City of Miami Beach — and two sordid stories of alleged sexual assault

Throughout the summer, as Miami Beach officials negotiated one of the biggest land deals in city history, there were hints of unease. Hard-knuckled planners and high-paid attorneys dickered endlessly. Architectural experts were consulted. The citizenry was sounded. But no amount of discussion about development rights and design guidelines could assuage…

Buy-Buy Guantanamo!

Fire sales are generally reliable indicators that a business is in financial trouble, whether the firm in question is a mom-and-pop hardware store or the Pentagon. In fact, weeks before the federal government shut down this past Tuesday, the U.S. Department of Defense sent out flyers to international purchasers of…

Cadillac Combat

Of all the turkeys Fred Rosenberg ever ate, none tasted better than the one he carved on Thanksgiving Day, 1993. It certainly surpassed the bird he was expecting to be served in the Broward County jail, where, just hours earlier, he had been locked up, facing the prospect of a…

The Lady Is a Champ

Next month, the January 1996 issue of Ladies’ Home Journal hits the supermarket checkout displays, and Miami’s own Isabel Cabell has never looked better. The wide-eyed, raven-haired 37-year-old is one of five winners of the seventh annual Oil of Olay/Ladies’ Home Journal “Why I’ve Never Looked Better” contest. This year…

Reward!

This past Friday morning, November 10, New Times received two eyewitness reports from callers who said they had just witnessed a man dumping stacks of last week’s issue into Dumpsters on South Beach. Both callers said the suspect was driving a Mercedes Benz automobile. Photographer Steve Hlavac, a veteran New…

Breach of Faith

Every weekday evening just before six o’clock, Emilio Milian, Jr., slowly sits down in front of a microphone in the studio of WWFE-AM (670). His neat mustache and wavy gray hair combed back from a deep V hairline are streaked with white. Invariably he is dressed in a conservative suit,…

Technical Knockout

Like any right-thinking municipal bureaucracy, Miami tries to be fair to minority-owned companies when handing out city contracts. In fact, an ordinance enacted a decade ago (and amended four years later) requires that at least 51 percent of all city business go to firms owned by women or ethnic minorities…

Moniker Sells

It was a picture-perfect scene of festiveness, family, and sport. The sun shone and the happy crowd roared as multicolored bullets of fiberglass and steel hurtled around the 1.5-mile oval of the freshly christened Homestead Motorsports Complex. Er, make that the 1.5-mile oval of the freshly christened Metro-Dade Homestead Motorsports…

The Politician’s Best Friend: A Lobbyist Whose Clients Have Money

Ask Ron Book what makes an effective lobbyist and he’ll talk about “the sanctity of the information that you convey to people” and how “a good lobbyist is someone who thinks quickly on his feet, someone who is creative, someone who brings both sides of the issue to the table.”…

Cat Scratch Fever

Talk show host Pedro Sevcec is tramping through the Peruvian jungle, camera crew in tow, impeccably dressed, right down to his tan safari vest. “It is a symphony of greens,” he observes of his surroundings, reaching for a poetic metaphor that nevertheless eludes his grasp, “here in the river basin…