Republicans for Obama?

A couple weeks ago, a 20-something named Roy Rodriguez phoned the political group Little Havana for Obama to ask for a bumper sticker. A man with a Cuban accent answered the phone and told him, with sass, “No stickers. But Obama will be back soon. He’ll call you back.” That…

Pretty in the City – The Nose Knows at Medhur

Within minutes of meeting Maria — my waxer-to-be at the Medhur Day Spa — she had me lying on my back with two wooden sticks pointing out of my nostrils. The ends of those sticks had been dipped in hot wax, which she then pushed into my virgin nose-holes with…

Magic City Kitty – Where Can I Rest My Old Ass Nuts?

Hello, Kitty I’ve been living the bachelor life for as long as I care to remember, but when I watched my youngest son get married last month it kind of got me thinking about settling down. I’m 48 and have more than a few women in my life, but I…

Cops Target Photographers

With camera in hand, Momoko Sudo headed from her Schenley Park home to the Biltmore Hotel gym for her morning workout. It was June 10, and the sun was bursting through the clouds after an early-morning shower. The demure 39-year-old Japanese artist paid particular attention to the raindrops on the…

Natacha Seijas Is at It Again

The Witch’s Way Natacha Seijas is at it again. By Francisco Alvarado The Wicked Witch of West Miami-Dade appears to be casting evil spells again. Lourdes Aguirre, a Miami Lakes businesswoman who is challenging county Commissioner Natacha Seijas in the August 26 election, claims Seijas — through an emissary —…

Hialeah Man Wrongly Convicted of Murder

Around 2 p.m. December 12, 2002, Mercedes Hernandez dialed her son George Collazo’s cell phone. It went straight to voicemail. That was odd. He always answered. Then the 60-year-old, blond, brown-eyed mortgage broker tried to reach her nephew, Michel Aleman, who was with George. Again, no answer. So she drove…

Gay-Friendly Cuba?

The Cuban government’s policies on their gay citizens have been in the news quite a bit these days. Mariela Castro-Espin, daughter of the famed Fidel, successfully fought for approval of government-funded sex change operations in the country, a startlingly progressive shift in attitudes. They even had a gay pride parade…

Bike Blog – M-Path Revamp

The M-Path offers an often adventurous north and south passage. Broken pavement, unspecific route signs and herds of careening vehicles intersecting the path create challenging obstacles. Bicycling commuters cannot simply zone out in the monotony of traffic like their vehicular counterparts. Sporadic and inattentive cross traffic requires alertness; drivers often…

Contraband arms dealers in South Florida?

Arms dealers in South Florida? Is this déjà vu all over again? We truly are America’s Casablanca. The U.S. attorney in Miami just issued this release. Boy oh boychicle. First there was the South Beach party boy and his crappy weapons sold to the U.S. military and now this. War…

Hanley Ramirez and Dan Uggla Are All-Stars

Hanley Ramirez It’s about time the rest of the world got exposed to the sheer awesomeness that is the Florida Marlins’ Hanley Ramirez. Yesterday it was announced that Ramirez will be the starting shortstop for the National League in next week’s All-Star Game at Yankee Stadium. Ramirez beat out the…

Herald Layoffs Detailed

It’s D-Day at the Miami Herald and 42 will exit the newspaper. One motherin’ newsman is on this list — Phil Long, who covered hurricanes forever and was a tech guy before tech guys existed. Phil hustled at the Herald like no one I’ve ever known. Among the younger departures…

North Miami Allegedly Attempts to Censor Art With Dump Truck

Courtesy of Vessel Design Artist Lazaro Amaral standing in front on the offending artwork that the City of North Miami allegedly tried to censor by placing a dump truck in front of his business every morning. Lazaro Amaral, who owns a business in North Miami, secured a storefront to show…

Chrono Trigger Coming to Nintendo DS

Yesterday, Square Enix launched a countdown site with a very familiar clock chime, not to mention the site name ctds (Chrono Trigger DS). Today, they announced that the famed game will be coming to the Nintendo DS. Square has a bad habit of porting their old games to new consoles,…

Florida’s Last Sexual Surrogate

Part of him wanted to lay her down on the bed and hold her and make passionate love to her the way they do in romantic movies. Part of him wanted to get his clothes on and get out of there as fast as possible. And never look back. And…