News Roundup

New leaked emails in the Carvalho/deLuzuriaga saga seem to suggest the relationship was more than just playful. [Herald] The State of Florida and mortgage lender Countrywide reach an agreement that could help out thousands of Florida residents facing foreclosure. [Sun-Sentinel] Speaking of greedy mortgage predators, a Coral Gables lawyer was…

Palin is Too Close For Comfort Today

Sarah Palin is in Florida today. In my home town no less. She’ll be appearing at some private function and fundraisers in Naples, and will address a capacity crowd at Germaine Arena in Estero at 2:45 (home of the Everblades, Florida’s, maybe even the world’s, most awesomely named hockey team!…

No One Cares That Randy Shannon Keeps Losing

Randy Shannon has a 2-8 record in ACC play since he took the Cane’s reins last year, but it’s totally cool. The administration at UM is still lovey dovey over him. That’s what Shannon tells The Palm Beach Post: Shannon said Sunday he’s not feeling any pressure from UM President…

OJ Simpson Really Is Going Away For Murder

Well, not quite, but his latest conviction is more or less a result of the Civil Lawsuit that found him responsible for the wrongful deaths of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman. Simpson was ordered to pay $33,500,000 to the Goldman family. Even though Simpson received a generous $22,000 a month…

New-Look Dolphins Refuse To Stop Kicking Ass

For a second there, we all had the flashbacks. After Dan Carpenter missed that sure-fire 42 yard field goal, and then San Diego immediately marched down the field scored a TD a few minutes later, you thought “Well fuck me in the pants, here we go again.” You also thought…

Photos that won’t help the “MMA is not gay!” cause

In July, New Times columnist Elyse Wanshel opined that perhaps Mixed Martial Arts — that sport of sweat-drenched extreme dry-humping — is a tad bit homosexual. Diehard MMA fans, it turns out, weren’t exactly pleased (by the way, thanks for the anthrax!) Well, you’re all forgiven for doubting us. On…

Barack Obama Really Saved a Norwegian at Miami Airport

It’s been an Internet eternity since everyone was linking Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle. The weird little site generated “facts” about Barack Obama like “Barack Obama made you a mixtape,” “Barack Obama emailed your dad and told him how great you are,” and “Barack Obama paid your speeding ticket.”…

Over the Weekend – Funkshion, EliteXC and Jay-Z

Needless to say this weekend we were sun deprived. Continuous overcast and light rainfall plagued South Florida keeping us wanting to stay indoors . Still, plenty events went on as planned despite the rainy weekend, so here are some of things you missed over the weekend: Fashion Week Miami Beach…

News Roundup

Today is the deadline to register to vote! [Herald] Lincoln Diaz-Balart has secured earmarks (as in that pork that John McCain so very much hates) for a small Miami defense contractor, who in turn donates thousands of dollars to his and his brother’s campaigns. [Herald] The Canes game was crazy…

Last Night: Kimbo Goes Down! Gina, Benji and Andrei Prevail!

Ivon David Rojas Kimbo Slice lost to replacement fighter Seth Petruzelli after 12 seconds. View part 1 and part 2 of the slideshow. EliteXC Heat October 4, 2008 BankAtlantic Center Better Than: The WWE and the WBA combined. By now you know: Kimbo Slice got knocked out at the BankAtlantic…

Hipster Grannies For Obama

A few hours ago, Sweat Record’s Barack N’ Roll Bake Sale + Voter Registration drew an unexpected character: a wayward, 84-year-old Miami granny by the name of Dory. Amid all the hip haircuts and soy lattes, the wrinkled retiree waddled over to a table of registration slips, and pinned a…

Bailout Is In

Get it? Because if you bailed out a boat, you’d need a bucket, and now we has that bucket. Is it the best bucket? I am not sure, but Hahahaha…it is Friday. This bailout rescue thing went through the House and Bush signed it. So signed, sealed, delivered, its ours,…

Weekend Football: Hold On

Last time we checked in with our lil’ football friends the Dolphins shocked the nation and had last week off, the Canes fell apart in the last quarter of a game they should have won, and the Golden Panthers won their first game of the season. So in two cases…

Miami Herald Legend Joan Fleischman Pens Her Last Column Sunday

Prominent Miamians who take bribes, divorce, or don women’s underwear in public need no longer fret that Joan Fleischman will find out. The Miami Herald’s gossip columnist is one of several newsroom staffers who has accepted a buyout. Her final “Talk of Our Town” column runs this Sunday. “I am…

Jackie Mason Flip Flops on McCain Support

On the heels of Sarah Silverman releasing a web video pleading Jewish grandkiddies to get their grandparents to vote for Obama, fellow Jewish comedian Jackie Mason released a video through the Republican Jewish Committee attacking Silverman as the ultimate yenta (you’ll have to visit the link, it’s not embeddable yet)…

Who Owns The Neglectful Stripper Mom Story?

The Mug Shot Bailout? Pffft. VP Debate? Whatevs. Miami, we have a very serious stripper moms leaving kids in hot cars problem, and the local TV news-ers want, nay, need you to know. As you might have heard, 19 year-old topless dancer Misti Ellis left her three kids in her…

Sí Se Puede …Change The Facebook Layout

Jessica Fishbein, a 37 year-old Miami high school English teacher, is leading a protest against Facebook, but not for the reasons you might think (like, too many students superpoking each other on iPhones, in the middle of a very serious discussion on the oxford comma). She hates the new layout,…