Come into Bob Smith’s Den and Hear Him Ramble

We’ve blogged a few times about generically named politician Bob Smith’s threat to run for Senate, but it seems we never got around to mentioning that he officially declared. This is probably because it doesn’t actually matter. Smith used to be a New Hampshire senator but then retired to Florida. He occasionally creeps…

Facebook and MySpace Postings Gave Cat Killer Away, Police Say

As New Times über-blogger Kyle Munzenrieder pointed out yesterday, the fact that accused cat killer Tyler Weinman joined the “Catch the Cat Killer!” group on Facebook suggests he was certainly aware of all the media hoopla over his alleged crimes — and perhaps enjoying it.Today, unidentified police officials told the Miami…

Murder Miami Style: Earlington Heights Metrorail Station

View Larger MapFifty-year-old security guard Chevor Wint was shot dead just after 10:10 Sunday night in the parking garage at the Earlington Heights Metrorail Station. Two suspects — either in their teens or early 20s — fled on foot and on a bicycle. One wore a white shirt and the other dark clothing. The…

Wedding Bells: Cutié About to Get Married?

The Herald says that Alberto Cutié is planning on tying the knot in the next few weeks, which I guess we should post about for page view reasons.  The former Catholic Celbripirest will allegedly be hitching to his long time girlfriend Ruhama Canellis at an Epsicopal church. If you’ve been under…

Hydroponic Pot Bust Nets 6,000 Plants, 142 Arrests Statewide

It’s no secret that Florida’s got quite the greenhouse-grown marijuana industry. Our own Francisco Alvarado wrote about Florida’s pot-growin’ ways back in 2007, when the Sunshine State officially became the second-leading pot producer in the nation.Today, federal prosecutors announced the end of a statewide operation targeting residential grow houses –…

305 Photo of the Day: Dance, Dance, Dance

Sometimes we come across pictures of the day and our brain says, “Gee, this is really old and irrelevant, and really carries no news currency,” but our eyes say, “we likey!” And the eyes have it, so here is a picture from a 2007 party we found on alexdecarvalho’s Flickr…

Male-on-Male Sexual Harassment Case Ends in $110,000 Settlement

My, how sexual harassment claims have evolved. In the nineties, the headlines always went like this: Pretty Young Female Subordinate Sues Insensitive Boss. You didn’t hear much about the unfortunate boys who were groped, gawked at or objectified on the job. But check this out: A group of Miami-based litigators…

Is The Cat Killer Actually a Team of Cat Killers on Wheels?

Up until now we’ve imagined the cat killer as an Anton Chigurh-like character solitarily roaming the streets of South Miami-Dade looking for his next victim, but CBS4 reports that now police think a team of cat killers may be at work. More than 60 tips have come into the Crime Stoppers…

News Roundup

LocalDetails of the last time the victim of the “body parts in the bay” mystery was found alive were released. [NBCMiami]Back in the ’90s a Herald reporter had a run in with the whack job who shot up the Holocaust memorial. [Herald]SportsUM Football Player Glenn Cook, who hasn’t played competitive…

Kyle Bellamy: UM to White Sox

When fans at the University of Miami’s Mark Light Stadium heard the first ominous tolls of AC/DC’s “Hell’s Bells,” they knew closer Kyle Bellamy would soon appear to finish the opponent with a dizzying array of sinkers and sliders. By drafting him in the fifth round on Tuesday, the White…

Miami Condo Bust Breeds a Bunch of Bored Security Guards

Renters have revived the Miami condo bust, the Herald reported today. But we’re not really buying it. According to our favorite daily, 62 percent of new condos built since 2003 “are inhabited by humans.” When did that number become a good thing? And what about all the near-finished empty towers…

Three More Dead Cats Found: Body Count Rising Quickly

The pure creepiness of the Cat Killer is finally starting to sink in on me. Maybe I should have felt this way earlier. After all, this is a guy who goes around and kills cat for some sort of sick pleasure.  After possibly butchering and desecrating the dead bodies of five…

305 Photo of the Day: The Collins Bridge

Back in the glory days of 1913 there was a bridge between Miami and Miami Beach that you could safely walk on with out fear of being hit by the Bentley of NFL player. You might have had to dodge a few moguls in Model Ts though. The Collin Bridge…